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"Leave the lights burning when you go home. Pass it on."
"Hey, guess what we're having for dinner tomorrow."
'If I rub my chin, it's a fastball. If I rub my cheek, it's a curve ball. If I rub my eyes, it's hay fever.'
"No, my memo isn't encrypted...the spell check broke."
"I can't alk-tay right now -- The een-quay is ere-hay."
'No, boss, this isn't a secret code. My spell check is broken and this is what my typing actually looks like.'
'You have to send in $5 for a decoder ring to decipher the list of ingredients.'
'Is it one moo for yes two moos for no?'
"Take it. It's the dress code."
"What's this, a confession written in code. . .?"