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"I told you never to call me at this number."
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"Of course, if they ever start to suspect all their TVs are watching them back, we may have problems."
"I'll find you some candy, but first tell me how you got past the Secret Service."
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A bartender serves a martini to a runner with the number 007.
Tags:server, servers, waiter, waiters, barkeeper, barkeepers, bartender, bartenders, martini, drink, drinks, alcohol, alcoholic, serving, service, customer service, spy, spies, secret service, secret service, espionage, literature, runner, runners, running, race, races, racing, marathon, marathons, marathoner, marathoners, race number, race numbers, fictional character, fictional characters, sport, sports
"What you find 'boring' spies from all over the world would find extremely interesting."
Tags:bed, beds, bedtime, bedtime story, bedtime stories, storytime, story time, story, stories, reading, reader, readers, reading out-loud, reading aloud, book, books, literature, children's story, children's stories, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, spy, spies, spying, espionage, military, officer, officers, commander, commanders, classified, classified information, pentagon, boring, bored, boredom, international, foreign, war, wars, file, files, document, documents, paperwork, secret service, secret agent, secret agents, leak, leaks, leaking, interesting, government, governments, secret, secrets
"Blofeld's trying to take over the world again, Bond --- but the PM told me not to worry about it."
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"Operation Controlled Crying, Day 730."
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"Your first summit?"
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"Someone at this address is intercepting foreign hacking codes."
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"The Bluebird of Happiness is on his way. We're security."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, bird, birds, bluebird, bluebirds, bluebird of happiness, happiness, happy, depression, mental health, sadness, sad, unhappy, security, frisk, frisking, search, searching, screening, protection, secret service, police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, guard, guards, government, governments, terrorism, modern life
"Listen carefully, I don't have much time."
"It seems our precious three year old hacked into the White House with his playtime computer!"
'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'
"The buck stops here."
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"You got a secret service detail?"
"The President? No...we work for the guys who tell the President what to do."
Tags:us politics, us politician, us politicians, man behind the curtain, real power, puppet master, puppet masters, institution, institutional power, institutional powers, political power, political powers, secret service, protection detail, protection details, power behind the presidency, president, presidential power
Let's just say it's a labor dispute. I could tell you more, but then, once this is over, I'd have to kill you.
'We have some facts about you that you don't remember, some that you thought were really secret, and some that never even happened.'
Man seen stuck on a desert island on CCTV.
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"It`s the special branch."
"They're secret service. They appeared the day Billy decided he wanted to be president when he grew up."
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"Wow, by the time the Secret Service caught him, the intruder had made it over the fence, past the North Portico, through the East Room and onto the short list for the next Attorney General."
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"Why was this Jackass in my bathroom!"
One of the best conferences I've never been to.