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"If you're ever sick of anything and your secretary needs some papers signed, I can do your signature perfectly."
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'Only one phone call so far, your wife says you forgot to kiss her goodbye when you left the house.'
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'Yeah, I'll get onto it as soon as I've finished my coffee.'
'No, I'm not a secretary. I'm a consultant, are you a secretary?'
'I'm sorry, but Mr Boonlay is busy now. can i have him call you back?'
'Take this and make it much more difficult than it needs to be.'
'Hopkins, I want you to write me an inspiring, dynamic speech that bears my unmistakable stamp of genius.'
'Experience is important, so I'm inclined to leave questions of ethics to those who have them.'
'I know I signed this memo, Miss Holcum... What I want to know is who wrote it?'
'School of secondary sex characteristics'
In the screenwriters guild, Secretary is the most coveted position.
"Was that 'blah, blah, blah'? Or 'blah, blah, blah, blah'?"
'Letters, letters, letters - why can't you learn to text?'
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"We're a multinational company, so you'll have to be able to say 'Mr.Harris isn't in' in ten languages."
'I'm impressed with your qualifications for secretary, Ms.Cromulent, but do you know shorthand?'
"...type yourself a letter of apology for what I did at the office party last night."
"No,this is Mr Gallaghers secretary. Mr Gallagher is on a harassment aware day."
"I can't reach the intercom, Miss Brookes."
Temp Required for Permanent Position
'I'm afraid Mr. Tibbles can't be disturbed right now.'
'Remarkable! You have the worry lines of a school administrator half your age.'
'See that letter from Jones and Company? Nicely typed.' - 'Good grammar too.'
'I'm the Assistant to the Deputy Undersecretary.. or something very much like that.'
people standing in a briefcase.
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