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"You haven't seen security till you've seen it on the iPad 2."
'You have the right to wear a belt. If you cannot afford a belt, one will be given to you.'
"Before you come up, dear, don't forget to secure the perimeter."
'Remove the 'I love heavy metal' T-shirt and walk through again.'
Beetle Children's Books Ltd. - Warning! This property is being patrolled by great big mans with nasty wuff-wuffs.
"Well, maybe next year, you'll remember the rope!"
Robber peers into a giant padlock.
'My husband is not an underwear bomber! He's just got a... well... you know... 'problem'.'
"Of course we don't mind paying for it. It keeps Donald Trump out!"
'Today's sermon is on violence and security...'
'I already have a security system.'
'I'm sorry, sir... But you can't bring that on board.'
Convenience, security and a whole lot of fun. Power windows for the home.
'I'll need your name, address and social-security number to sell you that book, sir.' - Man purchasing book 'Coping with homeland security'.
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