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'I realize it's a bit strange, sir, but due to the new health information privacy laws, none of us is allowed to know your identity.'
'A square knot's a good start, but I'd like to see an alarm system and some deadbolts installed as well,'
Tags:shoe, shoes, boot, boots, security, securities, home, homes, live, lives, lived, alarm, alarms, system, systems, lace, laces, shoelace, shoelaces, knot, knots, tie, ties, tied, protect, protects, protections, protected, police, policeman, policemen, officer, officers, cop, cops, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"Terrorists continue to try to smuggle bombs on planes in their underwear. . . we are now requiring all passengers to fly commando."
'It's nothing personal, we just like to secure our intellectual property, each evening.'
"I'm in securities." "I'm in insecurities."
Tags:therapy, therapist, therapists, shrink, shrinks, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, patient, patients, mental health, insecurity, insecurities, insecure, career, careers, job, jobs, profession, professions, security, securities, bank, banks, banking, banker, bankers, investment, investments, investing, investor, investors, trader, traders, trading, stock market, stock markets, wall street, financial industry, business, commerce
'Hi. I'm going house to house selling home security systems.'
Tags:rob, robs, robbing, robber, robbers, thief, thieves, sell, sells, selling, sold, seller, sellers, con, cons, conman, conmen, con man, con men, security, securities, security system, security systems, house, houses, home, homes, irony, ironic, scam, scams, scamming, scammed, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'Sir! That alarm means the security tag is still on your new heart valve. I need to see your receipt.'
Tired of being slowed down at airport security, Vince began to travel in only a pair of Speedos.
"I'm down to a dollar eighty-seven, a key support level."
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"The terrorist barriers seem to be working."
"This isn't about your stealing anything. It's about your not buying anything."
Tags:mall, malls, strip mall, strip-mall, strip malls, strip-malls, shop, shopping, shopper, shoppers, shoplifter, shoplifted, shoplifting, steal, stealing, consumerism, consumer, consumer capitalism, capitalism, capitalism, late-stage capitalism, security, securities, security guards, guard, guards, sale, sales, buy, buyer, buying, buy buy buy, spending, spender, spend, spends, officer, on duty, officers
Things are usually pretty quiet aound here at night - But every once in a while, this nutjob shows up and makes a scene, Don't try to apprehend him yourself - Really cuckoo, that one,
Tags:police, policeman, policemen, chicken, chickens, rooster, roosters, cocoa, puff, puffs, security, securities, nutjob, nutjobs, cuckoo, apprehend, apprehension, picture, mugshot, photo, photos, pictures, photograph, photographs, vault, vaults, break, broke, steal, stole, stealing, theif, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
'Well, Time, we made it past all that security,,, Now I'll just fax these secret documents to Zurich and we can pay off your bookies,'
Tags:security, securities, guard, guards, shred, shreds, shredder, shredders, document, documents, paper, papers, break, breaks, in, zurich, switzerland, swiss, secret, secrets, trespass, trespasses, trespasser, trespassers, trespassing, accident, accidents, mistake, mistakes, unfortunate, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
Why financial regulatory laws are required...
'Back in the day, you could leverage . . .'
Merrill Lynch, Pierce, Fenner & Smith & Mick Jagger
Tags:market, markets, stock market, stock markets, investing, investments, investor, investors, wealth management, wealth managers, financial managers, financial management, financial manager, stock, stocks, stock market, stock portfolio, stock portfolios, securities, businessmen, businessman, retirement, retire, retired, pension, pensioner, 401(k), mick jagger, rolling stones, classic rock, rock star, rock stars
'Sir, according to the latest Security and Exchange Commission rules, you can't delegate your identity.'
'Oh, Cynthia. I must tell you. I just found the cutest little mutual fund...'
"It's the S.E.C. How do you plead?"
Tags:receptionists, business, law, securities, securities and exchange commission, s.e.c., corruption, corrupt, white collar crime, white collar criminal, white collar criminals, stockbroker, stockbrokers, broker, brokers, stocks and bonds, watchdog, watchdogs, regulator, regulators, regulation, regulations, mankoff
'I'm outta here.'
'Look on the bright side; you got out of that stock before it became...unstable.'
"This doesn't look like you."
'My interpretation is that it deals with the artist's utter frustration over the scarcity of remaining, reasonable equity values.'
'Harold took the advice of the 'experts' and only invested in things he understood, which is why our portfolio consists entirely of Anheuser-Busch and Phillip Morris.'