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'Your company raised the red flag when you purchased the super duper paper shredder.'
'The new regulations arrived earlier today.'
'Be advised the information herein may not be current and is subject to change. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results.'
"It wasn't insider trading. It was free-market capitalism."
'I think it's a good investment if it can stay under the S.E.C.'s radar.'
'If the S.E.C. had its way... we could only report what we earned.'
"Hear no evil...See no evil...Just evil."
'Unfortunately, the paper trail led to the shredder.'
"It's the S.E.C. How do you plead?"
Have a Box - the red contains a whistle which you can blow before the securities and exchange commission. The blue one has a bonus, which you can take home and spend.
"Get the S.E.C.! I've got Bernard Baruch on hold."
'The SEC ate my report.'
'As far as I'm concerned, the only thing this merger has going for it is the approval of the S.E.C.'
"In the event of an actual S.E.C. investigation, legal representation will drop from the ceiling."
Ponzi Schemes: Don't worry - the Securities and Exchange Commission is watching us closely.
"When we selected our keynote speaker, he had not yet been indicted for SEC violations."
"The F.C.C. says 'yes', the F.T.C. says 'maybe', and the S.E.C.says 'no'."
'You know how folks talk about a revolving door?'
Deregulation hits the Balkans.
'From Wall Street, here's a run down of today's stock prices and S.E.C allegations.'
'The SEC got me for inflating the numbers..'
'I never knew the SEC had a swat team..'
'Of course you've got a grumbling wife who is an organized labour and who works for the SEC. Where do you think you are, man?'