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"Are you carrying currency or monetary instruments of $ 10,000 U.S. or foreign equivelant?"
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"I'm sorry, but we're going to have to have to act as if we have some kind of security system."
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'...and did you pack the bag yourself?'
"The security scanner said I have exquisite feet."
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"It doesn't mean I'm a sad clown. It means I killed a man in prison."
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"For your comfort, you will be searched by someone of your own level of sexiness."
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'Does this mean I don't get my security deposit back?'
"Your mother is very fond of you, but she thought that you and your backpack looked suspicious."
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"I'm running for class president. They're going to run a background check on you."
'...and I'm a TSA agent.'
"You're our oldest and dearest friends, but we figured why take chances?"
'I'm sorry but something's wrong with this computer's smell checker.'
'I'll need four character references.'
Security Check: Please enter the two words below, separated by a space, to prove that you are human.
"This day and age it's necessary."
'To attract the most talented spies we're changing our package . . . to jammie dodgers and a gobstopper.'
'So much for transparency!'
'Sure, it's an improvement. But I guess we'll need to get to the airport a lot earlier from now on...'
"Wait, I just want to kill this fly."
"Airport security is really getting tough."