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"I like to think of myself as a vital link in the homeland-security system."
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"Hey, baby - that doesn't mean you!"
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"Yeah, but it doesn't smell like a bomb!"
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"His roots are in the Cold War."
"He's been this way ever since we ran out of liver treats."
"Have you ever thought of changing careers?"
"He dropped out when he realized it was bomb sniffing, not burn sniffing school."
"Excuse me, sir. May I see some identification?"
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'I heard you got a job at that new club. It must be great."
''Junk Yard Dog' just sounds so much cooler.'
Beware - Passive aggressive dog.
'I want less yappy and more snappy.'
'Beware of Annoying Little Barking Dog.'
Beware - Fierce Dog!
Santa hiding in fireplace from dog
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Beware of the Dog.
Beware of the Doge.
"OK, I'm a lousy guard dog and I let the robbers distract me with food, but it was not a mere bone: It was apple pie!"
Tags:doberman, dobermans, guard dog, guard dogs, dog, dogs, canine, canines, pet, pets, pet dog, pet dogs, dog owner, dog owners, apple pie, apple pies, distraction, distractions, security dog, security dogs, bone, bones, dog treat, dog treats, sweet tooth, sweet-tooth, thief, thieves, burglar, burglars, burglary, burglaries, theft, thefts, robber, robbers, robbery, robberies
'Hopefully, I'll grow into the job.'
'Who handles your media, Rex?'
"I deal with the physical security while Junior is our cyber specialist..."
'If you can't sleep you might as well be productive and go guard a factory.'
Two dogs in yard with barbed wire whilst another dog scales a ladder.
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'I'm a Guard Dog alright: If there's a problem, I just need to press the panic button to raise the alarm...'