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'Excuse me, do these stairs go up or down?'
'Amazing isn't it? The eyes seem to follow you around the room.'
"Could I have a word with someone in building security?"
Tags:offices, office job, office jobs, office work, office worker, office workers, desk job, desk jobs, vandal, vandals, vandalism, graffiti, graffiti art, security, security guard, security guards, building security, break in, break ins, break-in, break-ins, office coup, office coups, anarchy, rebellion
Caribbean Airport Security
Tags:limbo, dance, dancing, dancer, dancers, danced, talent, talented, talents, airport, airports, metal detector, metal detectors, security, security guard, security guards, security screening, customs, immigration, immigrants, travel, travler, travelers, travellers, traveller, traveled, travelled, traveling, travelling, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, airport security, fly, flying, airplane, aeroplane, airplanes, aeroplanes, frequent flyer, frequent flyers, credit card, credit card miles, sky miles, flying credit, tropical, tropics, beach, beaches, island, islands
"Did you leave your bag unattended or trade your cow for magic beans?"
Tags:airport, airports, airport security, nothing to declare, contraband, contraband items, aeroplane, aeroplanes, aiplane, airplanes, travel, travelling, travellers, customs, border control, border protection, jack and the beanstalk, giant beanstalk, jack and the giant beanstalk, jack and the magic beanstalk, fairy tale, fairy tales, unattended luggage, unattended bag, unattended bags, unattended baggage, luggage, bag, bags, bagg, security guard, security guards, age, hold luggage, cabin luggage, law enforcement, law enforcer, federal law enforcement, illegal item, illegal items, smuggling, smuggler, accident, accidental, mistake, biologicals, banned biologicals, agricultural permit, agricultural permits
Tags:gourd, gourds, bitter gourd, bitter gourds, vegetable, vegetables, veg, veges, guard, guards, security guard, security guards, pun, puns, food pun, food puns, restricted access, restricted accesses, authority, power, authorities, fruit and veg, fruits and veges, grain, grains, botanist, botanists, botany, food classification, food classifications, food, foods, classify, classification, classifications, anger, angry, angry crowd, displease, displeases, displeased
"Are you carrying currency or monetary instruments of $ 10,000 U.S. or foreign equivelant?"
Tags:pearl gates, pearly gates, gates of heaven, heaven, afterlife, the afterlife, st.peter, st peter, saint peter, judgement, judgement day, dying, died, security check, security checks, airport security, security guard, security guards, currency, cash, monetary instrument, monetary instruments, discrimnate, discrimnation, rich person, rich people, the one percent, the 1 percent, wealth divide, wealth gap
'That's our head of security.'
Home Shoplifting Network.
Tags:shoplifting, shoplifter, shoplifters, theft, shopping, shopper, shoppers, retail, store, stores, shop, shops, camera, cameras, video camera, video cameras, surveillance camera, surveillance cameras, surveillance, security, security camera, security cameras, cctv, closed-circuit television, technology, big brother, loss prevention, crime prevention, television, televisions, watching television, tv, tvs, watching tv, t.v., t.v.s, watching t.v., security guard, security guards
'Say hello, everyone, to Bert Phelps. He'll be taking the job of security manager for our entire poultry products division!'
"I like to think of myself as a vital link in the homeland-security system."
Tags:vital link, vital links, homeland security, home security, security guard, security guards, security dog, security dogs, dog, dogs, guard dog, guard dogs, canine, canines, pet, pets, ego, egos, egotistical, egotist, egotists, big headed, big head, big heads, inflated opinion of yourself, department of homeland security
The Abstract, The Modernist, The Avant-Guard.
"You're free to go, sir. But, seriously, I'd get that prostate looked at."
"I'm sorry, but we're going to have to have to act as if we have some kind of security system."
Tags:security, security system, security systems, building security, security desk, security desks, security guard, security guards, pretend, pretending, act, acting, performing, performativity, security screening, playing a role, playing a part, security check, security checks, bag check, bag checks, pointless, jsut for show
"That's Kevin, my security-guy."
Tags:school, schools, children, child, school kids, bully, bullying, bullies, security, security guards, security guard, protection, protection detail, body guard, body-guard, body guards, body-guards, bodyguard, bodyguards, school corridor, kevin, school shootings, school shooting, guns, gun crime, mass shootings, mass shooting
Tired of being slowed down at airport security, Vince began to travel in only a pair of Speedos.
"You two are fired as security guards. Now gather up your things and escort each other from the building."
"This isn't about your stealing anything. It's about your not buying anything."
Tags:mall, malls, strip mall, strip-mall, strip malls, strip-malls, shop, shopping, shopper, shoppers, shoplifter, shoplifted, shoplifting, steal, stealing, consumerism, consumer, consumer capitalism, capitalism, capitalism, late-stage capitalism, security, securities, security guards, guard, guards, sale, sales, buy, buyer, buying, buy buy buy, spending, spender, spend, spends, officer, on duty, officers
'Stopped a shoplifter yesterday. Caught him red-handed.'
'I'm conducting my own stress test!'
"You. You. And you."
Tags:heaven, gates of heaven, the gates of heaven, heavens gates, pearly gate, pearly gates, angel, angels, bouncer, bouncers, security, security guards, security guard, crowd, crowds, queue, queues, selection, selection process, club, clubs, clubbing, admitting, admittance, admitted, exclusive, exclusion, elite, the elite, elites, chosen, chose one, the chosen ones, gods chosen ones, god's chosen ones, rope, ropes, barrier, barriers, ped barrier, ped barriers, crowd control, control, controls, controlled, contolling, crowd controlling, crowd controls, crowd controller, christianity, judaism, re teacher, religious education, re, religious studies, rs teacher, rs teachers, re teachers, pick, picking, choose, choosing, discriminate, discrimination, god
Santa Security Check