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'Hey, there's an IRS truck out front. And a bunch of agents. I'll bet they're delivering our refund. . .'
"Security's really tight in this building."
'It's nothing personal, we just like to secure our intellectual property, each evening.'
Office of Homeland Security: Beware of Dog
'They aren't even tall enough to reach the doorknob, Ms. Dickson.'
'To improve security I used a two-factor authentication on my account: my social security number and my credit card number.'
"Before you come up, dear, don't forget to secure the perimeter."
"We couldn't see Santa. Her braces set off the metal detector."
'You need a more secure password.'
Roger Buffle Jr. supplies his father with yet another computer password.
Help. Forgot All My Account Passwords.
'Rubbing it no longer produces a genie. Now you need a username, password and an unreadable CAPTCHA.'
'Your credit score is a bit low but we can still offer you a loan. Do you have a problem being fitted for an electronic ankle cuff.'
'Well, I told you not to open that attachment!'
'It's just until we get the lock fixed.'
'I already have a home security system.'
Computer Technology 101 - Gone Phishing.
'Relax! It's you!'
'I can remember my PIN, password and post code, bit I've forgotten my name.'
All items on the premises have been marked for identification: 'My cat sprayed everything in the house.'
Alien being refused entry to a school without a visitor's pass and DNA sample.
Death lets the killer in.