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"I understand they have some lovely things."
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"It's a great old building, but I wish we had a more up-to-date security system."
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"I'm sorry, but we're going to have to have to act as if we have some kind of security system."
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'Hi. I'm going house to house selling home security systems.'
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"Protect your family, protect your yard, and stop obsessing about port security."
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"We already have a state of the art security system. Why do we need a house detective?"
'It's just until we get the lock fixed.'
'I already have a home security system.'
'My new security system vaporizes anyone who gets too close to my bike. I'm going to miss Jim.'
"They're fake. Part of the new false sense of security system."
'This way we solve the security problem and the pony problem at the same time!'
Incredibly Inexpensive Security Systems' advertise 'Pretty Good Set Ups. 1/2 the price, 2/3 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional break-ins.
warning signs on a house
Car robbers foiled by mousetraps surrounding a car.
Tags:car, cars, car security, car security device, car security devices, security device, security devices, do-it-yourself, do it yourself, security system, security systems, auto, autos, automobile, automobiles, anti-theft, anti-theft device, anti-theft devices, anti theft, anti-theft device, anti-theft devices, car thief, car thieves, stealing cars, robber, robbers, thief, thieves
Selling Home Security Systems.
'You can't beat the old style security systems!'
'With all the cars being stolen these days, I went out and bought the strongest security system I could afford.'
'...and don't forget, echoing the company motto...'my door is always open'...'
"Did you remember to turn on the alarm?"
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Home security system
"My security system sucks."
'I wouldn't do that if I were you, mister. This saloon is made entirely of ninjas.'
'You know, we really need to get a security system installed.'
'I'll take it. How soon can you deliver?'
'Your security system works too well!'