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"I understand they have some lovely things."
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"It's a great old building, but I wish we had a more up-to-date security system."
Tags:security system, security systems, alarm system, alarm systems, security, defence, protection, drawbridge, drawbridges, suits of armour, suit of armour, knight, knights, home security, old building, old buildings, listed building, listed buildings, castle, castles, historical building, historical building, burglar proof, burglar proofing, burglar alarm, burglar alarms
"I'm sorry, but we're going to have to have to act as if we have some kind of security system."
Tags:security, security system, security systems, building security, security desk, security desks, security guard, security guards, pretend, pretending, act, acting, performing, performativity, security screening, playing a role, playing a part, security check, security checks, bag check, bag checks, pointless, jsut for show
'Hi. I'm going house to house selling home security systems.'
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"Protect your family, protect your yard, and stop obsessing about port security."
Tags:protect, protects, protecting, protection, protections, security, security system, security systems, obsession, obsessions, obsessing, guard dog, guard dogs, guard, guards, guarding, worry, worries, worrying, worrier, worriers, anxious, anxiety, anxieties, therapist, therapists, therapy, psychologist, psychologists, psychology, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry
'It's just until we get the lock fixed.'
'I already have a home security system.'
Man selling Security Systems: 'If that's too expensive for you, perhaps I could interest you in a false sense of security.'
'My new security system vaporizes anyone who gets too close to my bike. I'm going to miss Jim.'
"They're fake. Part of the new false sense of security system."
Incredibly Inexpensive Security Systems' advertise 'Pretty Good Set Ups. 1/2 the price, 2/3 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional break-ins.
warning signs on a house
Car robbers foiled by mousetraps surrounding a car.
Tags:car, cars, car security, car security device, car security devices, security device, security devices, do-it-yourself, do it yourself, security system, security systems, auto, autos, automobile, automobiles, anti-theft, anti-theft device, anti-theft devices, anti theft, anti-theft device, anti-theft devices, car thief, car thieves, stealing cars, robber, robbers, thief, thieves
Selling Home Security Systems.
'With all the cars being stolen these days, I went out and bought the strongest security system I could afford.'
"Apparently our smart house decided it didn't need us anymore."
'You can't beat the old style security systems!'
'...and don't forget, echoing the company motto...'my door is always open'...'
"Did you remember to turn on the alarm?"
Tags:castle, castles, fortress, fortresses, forgetful, forget, forgot, alarm, alarms, home security, security system, security systems, fort, forts, doubt, doubts, niggling doubt, inconvenient, inconvenience, murphy's law, murphys law, leave for work, leaving for work, workday, workdays, work day, work days, autopilot, on autopilot, thoughtless, everyday problem, everyday problems, problem, problems, paranoid, paranoia
Home security system
"My security system sucks."
'I wouldn't do that if I were you, mister. This saloon is made entirely of ninjas.'
'You know, we really need to get a security system installed.'
'Your security system works too well!'
'I'll take it. How soon can you deliver?'