Search by Search ID or Tag or use the Advanced Search
'Inside of me is a skinny person urging me to join a gym. That's when I sedate her with a slice of chocolate pie.'
"Make him take 15 of these a day until we feel better about what we're doing to him!"
'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'
"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."
'If this doesn't work, I'll have to sedate her!'
'Hello, Doctor Henson? This is Doctor Fredmulch, the veterinarian....'
'Inside of me a thin person is struggling to get out. I find that person can be sedated with a piece of chocolate cream cheese cake.'
'When are they going to start carrying nerve pills in bulk?'
'Bill gets so irritable when he can't go hunting that I prefer to keep him heavily sedated until deer season comes around!'
Inland Revenue, Area 4 - Which would you prefer, Prozac or a stiff whiskey?
"Time to take you off Prozac!"
"No response doctor! The patient is sedated!"