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'Inside of me is a skinny person urging me to join a gym. That's when I sedate her with a slice of chocolate pie.'
"Make him take 15 of these a day until we feel better about what we're doing to him!"
'You seem quieter tonight. Did they give you something to help you relax?'
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'If this doesn't work, I'll have to sedate her!'
'Hello, Doctor Henson? This is Doctor Fredmulch, the veterinarian....'
'Inside of me a thin person is struggling to get out. I find that person can be sedated with a piece of chocolate cream cheese cake.'
"I've come up with something that will stop shareholders worrying about dividends."
'When are they going to start carrying nerve pills in bulk?'
'Ideally you'll be sedated through all phases of the procedure - surgery, recovery and billing.'
'I told you you'd be out cold for the whole operation.'
Couch potato wearing a sweatshirt.
"He's a lovely little dog but sometimes he gets a bit wild."
Inland Revenue, Area 4 - Which would you prefer, Prozac or a stiff whiskey?
"Time to take you off Prozac!"
"It's a complimentary sedative before we give you your bill, sir."
"No response doctor! The patient is sedated!"
"Apparently he's heavily sedated. I like that in a man."