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"Social media makes it impossible to see, hear or speak no evil."
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The 5 blind men and the perception of reality.
As the horrible signs began to appear, students would go to any length to avoid seeing them.
Succumbing to pressure from players and fans, the home plate umpire agrees to undergo on-the-spot Lasik eye surgery.
'Great heavens! You're right, it is her! ... Y'know I remember her when she used to be in focus.'
"I can see people working from home."
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"I see your past life."
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"I feel so small and insignificant in the grand scheme of things. Maybe I should buy some cowboy boots."
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'You say you're having trouble seeing into the future'
The giant's vision was 20/20 what he really needed was a speech therapist.
"Hi! I'm the worst possible thing you could say at any given moment. Mind if I just hang out here in front of your face for your entire life?"
If you lived here, this sign would block your view.
"The doctor will see you once you've waited long enough to understand who's boss."
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'I hear all the relatives look forward to coming here and seeing us. How come we don't look forward to seeing them?'
"Your eyes do need correcting, but we are going to have to go with contacts!"
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'No wonder the divorce rate is so high!'
"Wow! From up here you can see everything."
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'I started to do all my electrical work myself after I hired an electrician who was colorblind.'
Cyclops: One eye, zero depth perception.
'Our team has gone undefeated since my players started wearing moral Blinders!'
Once the contact lens was properly rinsed and replaced in Roger's eye, the hunt resumed.
"What the large print giveth, the small print taketh away."