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"My husband will be home any minute - quick, take the accordion!"
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"We're so excited. I'm hoping for a Chinese girl, but Peter's heart is set on a Native American boy."
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'I didn't hear you calling. I can't listen to everybody who yells at me.'
"Are you going to trust your father's selective memory over mine?"
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"Yes, we have several specials. But if we offered them to everybody, they wouldn't be special, would they?"
"I could use some of those animal rights activists about now."
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"Dad, this survey says too much study is bad for you..."
New cat food. 'Meh!'
'A picky flea.'
Devil as maitre d'.
'You could be more selective in your choice, Mr Jones.'
Gates of heaven with bouncers
"I'll take this one."
I'm so desperate, I'd go out with anyone that moves...maybe that's a problem...I'm being too selective.
'Mum, what can I eat?' asks Freddie. Mum answers, 'Banana!' Freddie exclaims, 'No'. She then provides Freddie with a long list of food which he rejects. Finally he asks, 'How about a banana?'
"It's time for me to move onto someone from a better gene pool, that's all."
Clancy: Borrowing Money
"Sorry waiter, that isn't my table"
"Look on the bright side, Headmaster, selective education is safe for the time being"
"I am not just a 'Hater.' I happen to be very discriminating in my prejudices."
"I am not a hater. I just don't discriminate with my prejudices."
Social Media Hater
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