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"Oh, I hear. I just don't listen."
"You're listening, but you're not hearing."
What wives say and what husbands hear.
What wives say...what husbands hear...
'Wow. You really can't hear a thing on this end.'
Selective Hearing for Men (Wife/TV/Off)
'I didn't hear you calling. I can't listen to everybody who yells at me.'
"Are you going to trust your father's selective memory over mine?"
"Ignorance of 'drop that' is no excuse."
'Kids! I've asked you to clean up you bedrooms 7 times now!!!'
'Yeah, but he only hears what he wants to hear.'
'But you said you didn't want a fuss on your birthday.'
'Now when she asks me if it makes her look fat, I just pretend I didn't hear her.'
"You only hear the things you want to hear."
People at a meeting passing around cotton wool for their ears.
". . . the ATM refused to give me any money, the car has started making a stranging banging noise, I think I've left my reading glasses at the cafe. . ."
'I named him after my husband because they're alike. Neither one of them comes when I call.'
'If you can hear a worm in the ground, you can hear me asking you to clean the garage.'