Self-absorption Cartoons and Comics

"Just tell me about the new continent. I don't give a damn what you've discovered about yourself."

Self-Improvement/Self-Involvement

"You remind me of why I found the eighties wanting."

"Yes. I think I've got enough for a man bun."

"What do you think- capitalize 'Me'? Or too much?"

'Boy, you're really into yourself, aren't you?'

I give up. It's impossible to get away from work-related matters.

"I can still select how I'm feeling when I post, but my options have been reduced to self-righteous and narcissistic."

"He's so self-absorbed he follows his own Tweets."

"I like worrying about the future. I'm so busy I don't regret the past."

"No prizes for guessing why this is called an 'I'phone."

'I suppose this is somehow going to be all about you now.'

'Oh, I gave up greeting people years ago. I was only interrupting their music.'

The Self-Absorption of the modern world.

'He's so self-absorbed he follows his own Tweet.'

'And finally,the award for most nauseating acceptance speech goes to...'

"They got us another ball of yarn. Meanwhile, they enjoy their computers and iPhones. And they claim we're selfish!"

Yes, the astrophysicists are right: You ARE made of stardust. But you still have to wait for the green light, just like the rest of us.

Modern Slavery

Smartphone Distraction

Amount if time I spend thinking about what other people think of mean/Relative amount of time they actually do.