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'That's the last of them. . . so, did you want us to just leave them all in a circle or. . .'
'It's my new exercise machine, I lost 20 pounds putting it together, I've already got my money's worth out of it,'
'The directions were easy to understand...until you got past step 2.'
'This kit car had a little more assembly required than I had hoped for.'
Snowman built from self-assembly kit.
A granny with badly made self-assembly furniture.
Man with self-assembly wardrobe and lots of random pieces: 'Funny how there always seems to be a few bits left over.'
George was a bit intimidated by his IKEA self-assembly wardrobe.
Ikea Flat Pack Children: Do not assemble till 18 years old.
"Actually, we're looking for someone who can start right away."
'Oh no, it's the vikings! And they've brought their bloody self-assembly furniture with them!'
Christmas gift requiring assembly.
"Next time you buy a car... can you ask if it is self assembly?"
"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."
"Relax Mr Dobbs, our interviews are very informal so please take a seat."
"Everything you need for self-assembly."
"It says it can be assembled by a 5 year old child - pop out and find me one..."
Kit-set shelving. Third attempt.
Self assembly furniture
"You need to take this thingamajig...and attach it to the whatchamacallit using a turny thing."
'I hate all this, 'flat pack assembly' stuff. I say we just leave it as it is, and go home.'
Next time you buy a car, can you ask if it is self assembly?
Bricks for sale, some assembly required.