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'Well this is just great!. . . She was my life coach.'
"This isn't about you, Cheryl. In this crazy world your problems don't amount to a hill of beans. This is about me."
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'I wish my wife wouldn't phone to call me egotistical when I'm taking a selfie.'
The Bisque Narcissus.
Bad Valentines Cards
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"Once you get past the divine right of kings, I'm not much into theology."
Tags:king, kings, royal, royals, royalty, divine right, theology, theologist, theologists, theologian, theologians, self centred, self-centred, ruling bu divine right, power, powerful, status, divine right of kings, the divine right of kings, god's mandate, gods mandate, religious doctrine, royal legitimacy, political legitimacy
"If my selfishness can benefit even one person, it's all worth it."
Tags:therapy, therapist, therapists, shrink, shrinks, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, patient, patients, mental health, selfish, selfishness, self-centered, self-centred, benefit, benefits, narcissist, narcissists, narcissism
"The baby's nice, but it's not the narcissistic rush I thought it would be."
Tags:parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, baby, babies, new baby, new babies, new born, new borns, newborn, newborns, mother, mothers, motherhood, narcissism, narcissist, narcissists, self centred, self centered, self-centred, self centered, new parent, new parents, selfish, selfishness, disappointment, disappointments, disappointing, postpartum depression, postnatal depression
"If you kept up with my blog, you'd understand."
"At this time, we'd like to begin boarding our 'It's all about me' members."
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"Hurry up with your investigation—he's lying on the remote."
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'...The world does revolve around our child!'
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"I hoped you'd like the size of it."
Tags:ego, egoism, egotist, egotistical, ego and id, id, self obsessed, self obsession, self-obsessed, self-obsession, selfish, self-centred, self-centered, art, artist, artists, portrait, portraits, portrait artist, artistic, paint, painting, painter, painters, paintings, large format, shrine, shrines, big boss, fat cat, business men, businessmen, businessman, businessman, commission, commissioned, patron, patronage
"But enough about me, Lauren, let's not talk anymore."
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The original selfie
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Greeting Cards for the Narcissist
"Call it vanity, call it narcissism, call it egomania. I love you."
"I'm ready to say yes to greed again, darling."
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"I wish I had done more pro bono work. I need the tax write offs."
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"What this company needs is a big infusion of money...this of course is for my own personal use."
Tags:selfish, penny pinching, penny pincher, frugal, cash, money, saving money, spending money, investing, investment, invest, corporate, corporation, corporate america, cheapskate, cheap, scrooge, tight pockets, self-absorbed, self-serving, self-involved, self-centered, self-centred, kickback, kickbacks, embezzle, embezzles, embezzling, corporate kickback, corporate kickbacks, steal, steals, stealing, self-interest, self-interested
"I'm running late—some people were waiting for my table so I had to take my sweet time."
Tags:eating out, dining out, restaurant, selfish, selfishness, self centered, self-centered, self centred, self-centred, delay, delays, delaying, delayed, late, late for work, running late, waiting for a table, busy restaurant, crowded restaurant, rude, rudeness, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, rude, rudeness
"It's that 'rarer than thou' attitude that gets me."
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"No, you hang up first."
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