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"The sharp quills protect me from creditors."
"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."
Two walkers look on, bewildered, as badgers arm themselves against the cull.
"Oh yes, I'm thoroughly enjoying my private beach."
Tags:beach, beaches, seaside, seashore, private beach, private beaches, private, personal, weapon, weapons, firearm, firearms, gun, guns, machine gun, machine guns, gun control, firearms regulation, defence, defense, defending, security, safety, protection, self-defence, self-defense, stand your ground, stand-your-ground, line in the sand, no duty to retreat, taking over, selfish, self-centred, self-centered, greed, greedy, alone
Extremely Lactose Intolerant
"You claim you acted in self-defense."
"I always thought Laura's interest in kick-boxing was purely recreational."
Tags:kick boxing, kick-boxing, kickboxing, kickboxer, kickboxers, kick-boxer, kick-boxer, kick boxer, kick boxers, sport, sports, recreation, recreational interest, art gallery, art galleries, modern art, contemporary art, performance art, violence, flirtation, flirtations, sexual harassment, performance artist, performance artists, self-defence, self defence, self-defense, self defense, class, classes, lesson, lessons
"Okay, folks, you win!"
Tags:crime, criminal, criminals, robber, robbers, robbery, robberies, mugger, muggers, mugging, muggings, stick-up, stick-ups, stickup, stickups, hold-up, hold-ups, holdup, holdups, street scene, street scenes, street crime, street crimes, weapon, weapons, gun, guns, firearm, firearms, handgun, handguns, gun crime, gun violence, gun control, self-defence, self-defense, defence, defense, failed, failed attempt, failed robbery, failed mugging, unsuccessful, right to bear arms, gun laws, backing down
"Anything but a head shot only angers an attorney."
'Sorry, Caldwell. My new cell phone has a 'stun gun' app.'
"Just Remember, Sweetie - Fight The Biggest One First."
Tags:mother, motherhood, tiger mom, tiger mum, tiger, tiger moms, tiger mums, helicopter parent, helicopter parents, helicopter parenting, every man for themselves, free for all, free-for-all, mom, moms, mum, mums, school of hard knocks, child, kid, kids, kindergarten, kindergartener, kindergarteners, school, schools, primary school, pre-school, preschool, pre school, fight, fighting, bully, bullies, anti-bullying, defend, defending, defense, defence, self-defense, self-defence
"I absolutely love the Christmas present you gave me. Thank you for the taser, dear!"
Tags:christmas present, xmas present, christmas presents, xmas presents, tasers, gift idea, gift ideas, present idea, present ideas, electrick shocks, tasers, present, taser, christmas shopping, shopping, electric current, electric shock, holidays, seasonal, celebrations, christmas eve, self-defence, self-defense, self defence, self defense
'Janine, could you download me a self-defence course, please?'
"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."
Tags:situational, situation, situations, skill, skills, self defense, self defence, self-defense, self-defence, karate, karate chop, break wood, breaking wood, jiu jitsu, jitsu, bjj, grapple, grappling, wrestling, wrestle, contact sport, contact sports, sport, sports, physical, physically, specific, specifics, specific skill set, exercise, exercises, party trick, party tricks, play on words, word play, word-play, white belt, black belt, martial art, martial, martial arts
'It's just self defence.'
"Bloody carol singers..."
"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."
Tags:viva, vivas, doctorate, doctorates, phd, ph.d., phds, doctor, doctors, academia, academic, academics, thesis, defense, defence, award, awards, intellectual, intellectuals, punch, punches, punching, self-defence, self-defense, student, students, education system, exam, exams, examination, examinations
"You left your demons here last week."
Tags:therapy, therapist, therapists, counselor, counselors, counseling, counselling, counsellor, counsellors, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatrist, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, mental health, mental health issues, mental health issues, mental health problems, mental health problems, demon, demons, personal demon, personal demons, left behind, attack, attacked, beat up, beaten up, punch up, punch ups, fight, fights, self defence, self-defence, violent, violence
"It occurred to me that there's no rule against having mutant telekinetic powers and pepper spray."
Tags:pepper spray, pepper sprays, pepper-spray, pepper-sprays, mutant, mutants, telekinetic, telekinesis, superhero, superheroes, super hero, super heroes, super-hero, super-heroes, super power, super powers, superpower, superpowers, super-power, super-powers, self defence, self-defence, self defense, self-defense, crime fighter, crime fighters, crime fighting
"Is that odorless? No wonder you don't stink that badly."
"Apparently, you're supposed to wait for them to grope you before you take them out."
"Yes, he cut paper, but rock hit him first - that make my client a victim."
Tags:rock-paper-scissors, rock paper scissors, rock, paper, scissors, game, games, hand game, hand games, court, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, attorney, attorneys, defendant, defendants, self-defence, self defence, self-defense, self defense, lawyer, lawyers, closing argument, closing arguments, defendant, defendants
'I can't say I like the look of this...'
"How long will it be before I feel that I own the night?"
Old lady's walker equipped with boxing gloves to fight off mugger.
Tags:mugger, muggers, mugging, crime, crimes, criminal, criminals, zimmer frame, zimmer frames, walking frame, walking frames, boxer, boxing glove, boxing gloves, victim, victims, self-defence, self defence, self-defense, self defense, robbery, robber, robbers, pensioner, pensioners, oap, oaps, senior citizen, senior citizens, little, old lady, old ladies