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"The sharp quills protect me from creditors."
"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."
"Oh yes, I'm thoroughly enjoying my private beach."
Tags:beach, beaches, seaside, seashore, private beach, private beaches, private, personal, weapon, weapons, firearm, firearms, gun, guns, machine gun, machine guns, gun control, firearms regulation, defence, defense, defending, security, safety, protection, self-defence, self-defense, stand your ground, stand-your-ground, line in the sand, no duty to retreat, taking over, selfish, self-centred, self-centered, greed, greedy, alone
Extremely Lactose Intolerant
"You claim you acted in self-defense."
"I always thought Laura's interest in kick-boxing was purely recreational."
Tags:kick boxing, kick-boxing, kickboxing, kickboxer, kickboxers, kick-boxer, kick-boxer, kick boxer, kick boxers, sport, sports, recreation, recreational interest, art gallery, art galleries, modern art, contemporary art, performance art, violence, flirtation, flirtations, performance artist, performance artists, self-defence, self defence, self-defense, self defense, class, classes, lesson, lessons
"Okay, folks, you win!"
Tags:criminal, criminals, robber, robbers, robbery, robberies, mugger, muggers, mugging, muggings, stick-up, stick-ups, stickup, stickups, hold-up, hold-ups, holdup, holdups, street scene, street scenes, street crime, street crimes, weapon, weapons, gun, guns, firearm, firearms, handgun, handguns, gun crime, gun violence, gun control, self-defence, self-defense, defence, defense, failed, failed attempt, failed robbery, failed mugging, unsuccessful, right to bear arms, gun laws, backing down
"Anything but a head shot only angers an attorney."
'I must warn you, I know tai chi. We can step outside and settle it like men, but it will have to be in slow motion.'
"Just Remember, Sweetie - Fight The Biggest One First."
Tags:mother, motherhood, tiger mom, tiger mum, tiger, tiger moms, tiger mums, helicopter parent, helicopter parents, helicopter parenting, every man for themselves, free for all, free-for-all, mom, moms, mum, mums, school of hard knocks, child, kid, kids, kindergarten, kindergartener, kindergarteners, school, schools, primary school, pre-school, preschool, pre school, fight, fighting, bully, bullies, anti-bullying, defend, defending, defense, defence, self-defense, self-defence
"I absolutely love the Christmas present you gave me. Thank you for the taser, dear!"
Tags:christmas present, xmas present, christmas presents, xmas presents, tasers, gift idea, gift ideas, present idea, present ideas, electrick shocks, tasers, present, taser, christmas shopping, shopping, electric current, electric shock, holidays, seasonal, celebrations, christmas eve, self-defence, self-defense, self defence, self defense
"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."
Tags:situational, situation, situations, skill, skills, self defense, self defence, self-defense, self-defence, karate, karate chop, break wood, breaking wood, jiu jitsu, jitsu, bjj, grapple, grappling, wrestling, wrestle, contact sport, contact sports, sport, sports, physical, physically, specific, specifics, specific skill set, exercise, exercises, party trick, party tricks, play on words, word play, word-play, white belt, black belt, martial art, martial, martial arts
'It's just self defence.'
Darling, I wish you'd stop the self defense classes, now you've got Alzheimer's.
"Bloody carol singers..."
"On the charge of identity theft, how do you plead?"
"An excellent defense. Let's give her the doctorate."
Tags:viva, vivas, doctorate, doctorates, phd, ph.d., phds, doctor, doctors, academia, academic, academics, thesis, defense, defence, award, awards, intellectual, intellectuals, punch, punches, punching, self-defence, self-defense, student, students, education system, exam, exams, examination, examinations
"So it's kick-boxing now, is it, Debbie?"
Tags:boxing, boxer, boxing, kick-boxing, kick-boxer, kick-boxers, fitness, hobbies, relationship, relationships, marriage, defense, self defense, self-defense, self-defenses, woman, women, kick box, couples, couple, knock-down, knock-out, knock down, knock out, hobby, fitness, exercise, exercises, workout, workouts, sport, sports, sporting, date, dating
"I killed him in self-defense. I'm not good at accepting criticism."
"It occurred to me that there's no rule against having mutant telekinetic powers and pepper spray."
Tags:pepper spray, pepper sprays, pepper-spray, pepper-sprays, mutant, mutants, telekinetic, telekinesis, superhero, superheroes, super hero, super heroes, super-hero, super-heroes, super power, super powers, superpower, superpowers, super-power, super-powers, self defence, self-defence, self defense, self-defense, crime fighter, crime fighters, crime fighting
"Is that odorless? No wonder you don't stink that badly."
"Apparently, you're supposed to wait for them to grope you before you take them out."
"When the game warden isn't looking, plant this little gun on the duck."
Tags:game warden, game wardens, hunt, hunts, hunting, hunter, hunters, duck hunt, duck hunts, duck hunting, duck hunter, gun, guns, plant guns, plants guns, planting guns, law enforcement, law enforcer, law enforcers, corrupt, corruption, corrupting, hunting law, hunting laws, limit, limits, limitation, limitations, cheat, cheats, cheater, cheaters, restriction, restrictions, hunting restrictions, self-defense, stand your ground, self-defense law, self-defense laws, gun law, gun laws
"Yes, he cut paper, but rock hit him first - that make my client a victim."
Tags:rock-paper-scissors, rock paper scissors, rock, paper, scissors, game, games, hand game, hand games, court, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, attorney, attorneys, defendant, defendants, self-defence, self defence, self-defense, self defense, lawyer, lawyers, closing argument, closing arguments, defendant, defendants
"Since I don't have a family, I pretty much use it to protect my other guns."
Tags:gun, guns, rifle, rifles, assault rifle, assault rifles, assault-rifle, assault-rifles, protect, protection, family, families, security, secure, second amendment, 2nd amendment, bill of rights, gun control, gun-control, gun regulation, gun regulations, self-defense, self defense, defending, protects, circular, illogical