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'Push'n 50, but ya still got it!!'
Some of my measurements....as opposed to...some of your measurements.
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'If you meet someone, fall in love and get married by the end of the summer, you'll get all of this for wedding gifts!'
'I live with grand fantasies Harold.'
"Lucy tells me you're a writer. I'm no stranger to self-delusion myself."
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'Alix! Get your delusional butt in the house for lunch!!'
'Do me a favor, Burl. . . Shoot me if I ever look like that!'
'Well, I actually believe my face cream makes me look younger. You believe no one knows you're wearing a padded bra. . . we all love our delusions.'
'Ok, you pretend your baby pool is magic, and I'll pretend Taco Hut is my dream job. . . Yeah. . . That's delusional!'
The devil puts on a mask before looking in a mirror.
'Yes, it's our new let-it-all-hang-out-feel-good-self-delusion range, Sir.'
'I can still fit into my wedding dress 15 years later!'
'Distortion? We don't see any distortion.'
'Seems like we're all too old, unfit, overweight...'
'You're not fooling anybody but yourself.'
'See?... I told you I couldn't be hypnotised, didn't I?'
'I only drink when I'm alone, or with others. . . just to be sociable!'
'You claim that you are 'Big boned'. Luckily it doesn't show as you are even 'Bigger fleshed'!'
Emoticon Encouragement Therapy
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"Well, excuse ME if I still don't understand what makes my self-delusions pathetically juvenile and yours so noble!"
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"We like to think of ourselves as a very progressive company. After all, a little self-delusion never hurt anyone."
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"And this deep-seated delusion that you're basically a good person... did that start in childhood?"