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'Push'n 50, but ya still got it!!'
Some of my measurements....as opposed to...some of your measurements.
'Well, I actually believe my face cream makes me look younger. You believe no one knows you're wearing a padded bra. . . we all love our delusions.'
'Do me a favor, Burl. . . Shoot me if I ever look like that!'
'Alix! Get your delusional butt in the house for lunch!!'
'I can still fit in the old uniform.'
'Distortion? We don't see any distortion.'
'Just a common cold! Finally, the second opinion we've been searching for!'
'You claim that you are 'Big boned'. Luckily it doesn't show as you are even 'Bigger fleshed'!'