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"Anytime you get tired of flagellating yourself, I'd be happy to take over."
"You know, doctor, right now I'd really prefer if your sense of humor were a tad less self-deprecating."
T-Shirt Reads 'I'm With Me'
America's Most Down-to-Earth Superhero: Self-Effacing Man
'And this is from our new line of self-driving, self-deprecating cars. It has a perfect driving record and it won't brag about it.'
Edinburgh 1 o'clock gun.
'This old thing? I just threw it on.'
"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."
Learn to Laugh at Yourself
"Society is so PC these days - I can't even poke fun at myself without offending someone."
'Love the self-deprecating humor. It's refreshing to laugh at you to your face instead of behind your back.'
'Nice presentation, but lighten up on the self-deprecating humor.'
"I think that one is a little too honest. Jackson."
"Seriously, Baldo, you like a girl and she likes you back, nature takes its course. Don't worry about it."
'Bonus points if you hit Snapshots,'
'One with rose-coloured spectacles might be good' (man at a dating agency)
Call yourself an ideas man? I can think of better ideas and I'm not paid to think.
"It's rubbish isn't it? I mean a child could do better than that."
"I'm glad that you've decided not to take yourself so seriously, but. . ."