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"Do these leaves make my bark look big?"
"So, be a flamingo!"
"Oh stop it. You know perfectly well that before every battle the enemy shouts things at us that we may find offensive."
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"Does this dress make my ass stick out?"
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"Ever wake up and think, No, I did nothing to change the course of human history?"
"You don't have a weak chin, dear. You have a confident overbite."
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'But how can you believe in yourself if no one else does?'
'My future resolution? I want to stay perfect!'
"You are no match for my inner critic. . ."
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"He's an emotional support animal."
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Supermart: No Parking Except For You.
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"It's no disgrace - somebody has to be plain vanilla."
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"I've always felt ignored and taken for granted...like I'm a potted plant or something."
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"Who you callin' Big Ears, Long Nose!"
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"I wish I was special."
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'Would you like your cheeseburgers delivered by someone fatter enhance your self esteem?'
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'Does the hunter I just ate make me look fat?'
'Why won't anyone look at me?'
'He's the perfect date, he makes me feel so thin.'
"It's my not-being-able-to-participate-due-to-a-scheduling-conflict ribbon!"
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'I'm pretty happy with my looks. I'm just worried about someday getting spider veins.'