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"...From what appears to be a self-inflicted slingshot wound."
"No, he wasn't assaulted by a Democrat. He beat himself up."
Both the DNC and State Democrats harm each other attempting to harm Republicans.
'So far we don't have any suspects.'
"You seem to be your own worst enemy."
'Died of a self-inflicted ear infection. He'd been depressed recently. I should never have let him buy that squirt gun.'
Next time you want to photocopy your private parts...be careful about how you close the lid!