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"My, this Cabernet pairs well with your parents and the four Martinis I had at the bar."
"Meditation? Hell - he should go back to booze."
A medal podium with places for first, second and third is contrasted with a spot at the bar for fourth place.
Shrink Hemorrhoids without Surgery.
'I've heard of people self-medicating with alcohol, but you've only got Athlete's foot.'
"I've found that there are times in a person's spiritual journey when prescription drugs are entirely appropriate."
"Are you selfie-medicating again?"