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Bad Valentines Cards
Tags:valentine, valentines, valentines day, valentine's day, couple, couples, love, loving, lovey dovey, relationship, dating, date, dates, medical insurance, insurance, medical, genetic, genetics, tasteless, tasteless cards, greeting card, greetings cards, greetings card, greeting cards, valentines card, valentines cards, selfish, selfishness, self serving, self-serving, self-centred, self-centered, self centred, self centered, self obsessed, self-obsessed
"I hoped you'd like the size of it."
Tags:ego, egoism, egotist, egotistical, ego and id, id, self obsessed, self obsession, self-obsessed, self-obsession, selfish, self-centred, self-centered, art, artist, artists, portrait, portraits, portrait artist, artistic, paint, painting, painter, painters, paintings, large format, shrine, shrines, big boss, fat cat, business men, businessmen, businessman, businessman, commission, commissioned, patron, patronage
"Call it vanity, call it narcissism, call it egomania. I love you."
"Tell the truth, Ezra. Does it look like he's being a more effective parent than me?"
Tags:parent, parenting, dad, dads, child, children, kid, kids, competition, competitive, insecure, insecurity, parents, parental, reprimand, effective, effectiveness, teaching, teach, explain, explain, talking, telling off, tell the truth, toddlers, argue, argument, self obsessed, self-obsessed, self absorbed, self-absorbed, inferiority complex, inferiority, self-esteem, self esteem
"I had to stop watching the news - it was making my own problems seem insignificant."
Tags:news, bad news, first world problem, first world problems, news cycle, news cycles, tv news, depressing, therapist, therapists, therapy, shrink, shrinks, headshrinker, headshrinkers, psychologist, psychologists, psychology, life coach, life coaches, perspective, bigger perspective, insignificant, insignificance, problem, problems, difficulty, difficulties, personal problem, personal problems, selfish, self-obsessed, bigger picture, big picture
"My monument to me is coming along nicely."
Tags:big business, corporate, businessman, businessmen, business man, business men, desk, desks, ceo, chief exec, exec, execs, executive, executives, chief executive, chief executives, monument, monuments, honor, honored, honoring, honoured, honour, honouring, statue, statues, corporate, management, upper management, manager, managers, egoism, ego, egos, egotistical, self obsessed, self obsession, self-obsessed
"Looks to me like you have RSI - repetitive selfie injury."
Tags:doctor, doctors, gp, gps, general practitioner, general practitioners, medical practitioner, medical practitioners, medical diagnosis, medical diagnoses, diagnosis, diagnoses, modern day, modern day issues, modern day problems, modern times, modern era, selfie, selfies, injury, injuries, wrist injury, wrist injuries, technology, mobile phone, mobile phone, camera phone, camera phones, smart phones, smart phones, self-obsessed, self-obsession, self-indulging, self-indulgent
"For my next encore, I would like to play another piece written specially for me."
" I'm sorry. I was so busy listening to myself talk that I forgot what I was saying."
Tags:self-involved, self-obsessed, self-obsession, talk, talks, talking, conversation, conversations, conversationalist, conversationalists, bad date, bad dates, date, dates, dating, single, single life, ignore, ignores, ignoring, not listening, husband, husbands, wife wives, argument, arguments, bicker, bickers, bickering, fight, fights, fighting, couple, couples, chat, chats, chatting
"I need to talk about my inner life."
Tags:gender issues, gender inequality, overworked, overworked, housework, household chore, household chores, lazy, laziness, misogyny, inner life, selfish, selfishness, unfair, unfairness, inconsiderate, self-obsessed, self obsessed, self-obsession, self obsession, depressive, depressives, depression, mental health, mental health issues, unaware, self awareness, selfawareness, manslain, mansplaining
A teenager won't stop texting at the pearly gates.
Tags:heaven, st.peter, saint peter, afterlife, afterlives, phone addiction, phone addictions, text, texts, texting, texter, texters, youth culture, millennial, millennials, self-obsessed, self-obsession, pearly gates, reckoning, rudeness, youth, waiting, afterlife, angel, god, teenager, arrogant, teen, teens, indifferent, indifference
Inappropriate Selfies: Baseball Player
Tags:selfie, selfies, smartphone, smartphones, smart phone, baseball, inappropriate timing, outfielder, athlete, sports, catching, social media, narcissism, catch, catching, catcher, photo, photograph, camera, smartphone, action shot, sport, team, risky, self-obsessed, vain, narcissist, narcissists, narcissistic
Tags:vanity, fashion, shopping, supermarket, grocery shopping, groceries, mirror, self-checkout, man, self-obsessed, pun, puns, wordplay, play on words, cashier, self checkout, self-checkout, self checkouts, self-checkouts, self check-out, self check-outs, vain, vanity, narcissism, narcissist, narcissists, narcissistic
"I'm sorry – here I am going on and on and I haven't asked you a thing about being caught in a trap."
'We haven't got much time left together.'
"Are they taking a selfie?"
"That should definitely be his last selfie!"
Tags:selfie, selfie stick, selfie sticks, photo, photos, smartphone, smartphones, smart phone, smart phones, mobile, mobiles, mobile phone, mobile phones, narcissist, narcissists, narcissism, self-love, self-obsessed, self-obsession, graveyard, graveyards, gravestone, gravestones, cemetery, cemeteries
'Are you googling your own name again?'
"Daddy can't help you, son. Daddy's a product of the 'me' generation."
Tags:son, sons, child, children, dad, dads, daddy, father, play, plays, playing, help, helps, helping, seek, seeks, ask, asking, asking for help, me, me generation, generation w, self-centre, self-centred, self-involved, self-involve, self-centered, self-obsessed, self-absorbed, egocentric, egotisitcal
'Enough about me- let's talk about my mom!'
Adam: The magazine by Adam, about Adam!
Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.
Tags:bigfoot, sasquatch, yeti, yetis, sasquatches, mobile, mobiles, phone, phones, cell phone, cell phones, picture, pictures, camera, cameras, smartphone, smartphones, selfie, selfies, mythological being, mythological beings, creature, creatures, photograph, photographs, self-obsess, self-obsessed, self-obsession, narcissist, narcissists, narcissism
Tw@tter (teenager transfixed by social networking site).
'Oh, don't fuss over little old me!'