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"I hoped you'd like the size of it."
Tags:ego, egoism, egotist, egotistical, ego and id, id, self obsessed, self obsession, self-obsessed, self-obsession, selfish, self-centred, self-centered, art, artist, artists, portrait, portraits, portrait artist, artistic, paint, painting, painter, painters, paintings, large format, shrine, shrines, big boss, fat cat, business men, businessmen, businessman, businessman, commission, commissioned, patron, patronage
"Hold on, let me get a picture of you taking a picture of yourself while Gail takes a picture of both of us taking pictures."
Tags:photo, photos, photograph, photographs, photography, photographer, photographers, selfie, selfies, camera, cameras, smartphone, picture, pictures, snapshot, snapshots, self-portrait, self portrait, millennial, millennials, modern life, modern times, self-obsession, narcissism, narcissist, narcissists
"Looks to me like you have RSI - repetitive selfie injury."
Tags:doctor, doctors, gp, gps, general practitioner, general practitioners, medical practitioner, medical practitioners, medical diagnosis, medical diagnoses, diagnosis, diagnoses, modern day, modern day issues, modern day problems, modern times, modern era, selfie, selfies, injury, injuries, wrist injury, wrist injuries, technology, mobile phone, mobile phone, camera phone, camera phones, smart phones, smart phones, self-obsessed, self-obsession, self-indulging, self-indulgent
" I'm sorry. I was so busy listening to myself talk that I forgot what I was saying."
Tags:self-involved, self-obsessed, self-obsession, talk, talks, talking, conversation, conversations, conversationalist, conversationalists, bad date, bad dates, date, dates, dating, single, single life, ignore, ignores, ignoring, not listening, husband, husbands, wife wives, argument, arguments, bicker, bickers, bickering, fight, fights, fighting, couple, couples, chat, chats, chatting
"I need to talk about my inner life."
Tags:gender issues, gender inequality, overworked, overworked, housework, household chore, household chores, lazy, laziness, misogyny, inner life, selfish, selfishness, unfair, unfairness, inconsiderate, self-obsessed, self obsessed, self-obsession, self obsession, depressive, depressives, depression, mental health, mental health issues, unaware, self awareness, selfawareness, manslain, mansplaining
A teenager won't stop texting at the pearly gates.
Tags:heaven, st.peter, saint peter, afterlife, afterlives, phone addiction, phone addictions, text, texts, texting, texter, texters, youth culture, millennial, millennials, self-obsessed, self-obsession, pearly gates, reckoning, rudeness, youth, waiting, afterlife, angel, god, teenager, arrogant, teen, teens, indifferent, indifference
'We haven't got much time left together.'
"That should definitely be his last selfie!"
Tags:selfie, selfie stick, selfie sticks, photo, photos, smartphone, smartphones, smart phone, smart phones, mobile, mobiles, mobile phone, mobile phones, narcissist, narcissists, narcissism, self-love, self-obsessed, self-obsession, graveyard, graveyards, gravestone, gravestones, cemetery, cemeteries
"Are they taking a selfie?"
'Are you googling your own name again?'
Adam: The magazine by Adam, about Adam!
Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.
Tags:bigfoot, sasquatch, yeti, yetis, sasquatches, mobile, mobiles, phone, phones, cell phone, cell phones, picture, pictures, camera, cameras, smartphone, smartphones, selfie, selfies, mythological being, mythological beings, creature, creatures, photograph, photographs, self-obsess, self-obsessed, self-obsession, narcissist, narcissists, narcissism
'Oh, don't fuss over little old me!'
'I'm sorry...we're not sure you're self obsessed enough.'
"Missing me already."
Tags:missing you already, selfie, self obsessed, self-obsessed, self-obsession, self obsession, me me me, social media, social network, social networks, tablet, narcissism, narcissist, narcissists, vain, vanity, tablets, smart phones, self absorbed, face to face, face time, mobile device, mobile devices, cellphone, cellphones, self-centred, self centred, self-centered, self centered
"Family? No, they're all pictures of me at various stages of my life."
"My analysis is you're selfie obsessed!"
Tags:selfie, selfies, self-portrait, self-portraits, self portrait, self portraits, self-obsessed, self-obsession, therapist, therapists, therapy, shrink, shrinks, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry, psychologist, psychologists, mental health, mental state, mental illness, modern fad, modern fads, modern trend, modern life, fad, fads, trend, trends, ego, egos, self-esteem, egotistical, egotist, egotists
"Sometimes I feel as if I may as well not be here."
Tags:ignore, ignored, ignores, ignoring, invisible, invisibility, feel, feels, feeling, feelings, self-obsessed, self-obsession, narcissist, narcissists, narcissism, blank, blanks, relationship, isolation, isolated, isolate, isolates, lonely, loneliness, neglect, neglected, neglecting, partner, partners, husband, husbands, wife, wives
"It's a show about people watching people watching people watching people."
Tags:people watching, television show, television shows, tv show, tv shows, self-obsession, reality television, reality show, reality shows, reality tv, reality program, reality programs, gogglebox, self obsession, navel gazing, boring, narcissism, dumbing down, reflecting, psychology, couch potato, couch potatoes
Goldfish stare at a fish on a TV screen.
"You want an I-pad, I-phone and an I-pod. It's all about you, isn't it?"
"Stop bleating, it's all ewe,ewe,ewe!"
"Whoa...your arms are ripped off, but I can take a selfie!"
Tags:mobile, mobile phone, mobile phones, first aid, picture, pictures, selfie, selfies, car crash, car crashes, photograph, photographs, smartphone, smartphones, modern life, modern technology, selfie culture, self-obsession, narcissists, narcissist, narcissism, car accident, car accidents, unhelpful
"What is your N-Ration?. . . Selfie per minute Narcissus ratio?"
Tags:selfie, selfies, self obsessed, self obsession, self-obsessed, self-obsession, self portrait, self portraits, self-portrait, self-portraits, narcissus, ego, egos, egotist, egotists, modern fad, modern fads, fad, fads, cell, cells, mobile, mobiles, phone, phones, self-centred, self centred, self-centered, self centered