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"I've done a lot of soul searching, and I've come to the conclusion that I should be thinking less about money and more about naked women."
"I'm searching for a happy medium between sitting on a mountain top and eating cheese fries."
Old MacDonald had a farm, ee-yi-ee-yi-oh, and on that farm he had a mirror...
Cartesian Chopped Liver
"What you see, Ellen, ...It's a mask."
Muriel could no longer deny what she had feared for years. She was friggin' boring.