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Man walks into a bar displaying a sign that reads "Smug Hour 5 p.m.-6 p.m."
"What flower says you're sorry without admitting wrongdoing?"
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship problems, relationship issues, married life, marriage, marriages, dating, apologising, apologizing, saying sorry, sorry, wrongdoing, admit, admiting, admitting wrongdoing, guilt, guilty, feeling guilt, feeling guilty, apology, apologies, self-righteous, husband, husbands, boyfriend, boyfriends, men, man, stereotype, stereotypes, flower shop, flower shops, floral shop, floral shops, florist, florists, flower, flowers, bouquet, bouquets, buying flowers, clerk, clerks, shopkeeper, shopkeepers, customer service
"Excuse me! I might have said 'yada yada yada' but I never said 'blah, blah, blah'!"
Tags:yada, blah, dismiss, dismisses, dismissal, dismissals, deny, denies, denying, denial, denials, technicality, technicalities, protest, protests, protesting, indignant, indignation, righteous, self-righteous, self-righteousness, casual, minutes, note, notes, take notes, takes notes, taking notes, board, board meeting, board meetings, rude, rudeness, corporation, corporations, corporate ladder, corporate ladders
"Which of tonight's specials is the most sanctimonious?"
"I won't have kids until gay men are able to give birth in every state."
Tags:kids, equality, equal rights, human rights, liberal, liberals, self-righteous, self-righteousness, legal, legality, have kids, having kids, have children, having children, start a family, starting a family, excuse, excuses, lame excuse, lame excuses, selfish, selfish lifestyle, selfish lifestyles, birth, give birth, lgbt, lgbtq, lgbtqia, good intentions, family planning
"I need something that says, 'I'm sorry about that thing I said that caused you to totally overreact.' "
Tags:apology, apologies, spat, spats, row, rows, fall out, falling out, florist, florists, flower, flowers, bouquet, bouquets, argument, arguments, argue, argues, arguing, spouse, spouses, husband, husbands, wife, wives, marriages, overreact, overreaction, self-righteous, self-righteousness, outraged, indignant
'Keep driving keep driving keep driving....'
"It's a full-bodied wine with hints of acrimony, partisanship, and moral outrage."
"We have the leadership you deserve."
Tags:politician, politicians, political party, political parties, socialist, socialism, deserve, deserving, poverty, poverty gap, poverty divide, insult, insults, insulting insulted, leadership, vote, votes, voter, voters, ignorance, ignorant, trump, donald trump, brexit, self righteous, self-righteous, conceit, conceited, metropolitan elite, uninformed
"Oh God, here they come-act green."
"And do you take your organic green tea with sugar, lemon, honey, or just the usual dollop of smug self-righteousness?"
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, cafe, cafes, dining out, eating out, food, drink, drinks, meal, meals, waiter, waiters, waitress, waitresses, server, servers, service, customer service, customer, customers, patron, patrons, guest, guests, rude service, bad service, bad customer service, rude server, rude servers, rude waitress, rude waitresses, green tea, organic, sugar, lemon, honey, smug, self-righteous, egotistic, stuck-up, snobbish, snob, snobs, pompous, rude, usual, dollop, foodie, foodies, word play, wordplay
"I considered becoming a vegan but I'm trying to make my social media profile a little less annoying."
"I can still select how I'm feeling when I post, but my options have been reduced to self-righteous and narcissistic."
Tags:social media, social medias, smartphones, social network, social networks, social networking, self-absorption, narcissist, narcissists, self-righteous, post, posts, update, updates, status, statuses, smartphone, technology, emotions, feelings, self-absorbed, narcissism, self-righteous, options, self-righteousness
"No, your sister isn't mad at us. Since she started university she now thinks it's mandatory to work up a sense of offended outrage before she logs on to any sort of social media."
Tags:social media, social medias, social network, social networks, social networking, blog, blogs, blogger, internet, internet outrage, bloggers, blogging, offense, offended, self righteous, self righteousness, university, university students, college, on-line anger, offensive opinions, self-righteous, self-righeousness
"You're right - what's the point of being virtuous if no one else knows?"
Tags:ethics, ethical, clothes shopping, clothes shop, clothes shops, clothes store, clothes stores, consumerism, consumption, consumer, eco-friendly, products, exploitation, labour, sweatshop, sweatshops, sweat-shop, sweat-shops, political, statement, virtue, virtuous, display, communicate, communicating, smug, t-shirt, t-shirts, tee, shirt, shirts, self, proclaiming, clothing, moral, morality, self-righteous
"Is your car journey really necessary?"
Tags:environmentalism, environmentalist, environmentalists, green politics, self-righteous, environment, green issues, green party, save the planet, friends of the earth, green party, sanctimonious, self righteous, patronising, women, stress, family pressure, cars, journeys, patronizing, car journey, car journeys, environmental activist, environmental activists
"Do you mind?! Didn't you notice I was on the phone?"
Tags:texting, text, texts, texter, texters, while driving, driver, drivers, dangerous driver, dangerous drivers, distracted driver, distracted drivers, distracted driving, dangerous driving, highway patrol, smart phones, sms messaging, social networks, social networking, pulled over, pulling over, ticket, tickets, moving violation, moving violations, indignant, indignation, self-righteous
"Uh...Joey...uh...Mr. Rod promoted me to assistant manager...and he wants me to lay you off."
'Don't be so self-righteous -- YOU started out as a terrorist!'
'Don't be so self-righteous - YOU started out as a terrorist!'
'Don't be so self-righteous -- YOU started out as a terrorist!'
'Don't act so self-righteous — if it weren't for us consumers, you producers would be nowhere!'
"You have been found guilty of smug self-righteous pseudo-spirituality. I sentenced you to a period of six months with your wind chimes strapped to your head."
Tags:smug, smugness, self important, self-important, self-importance, self importance, conceits, conceit, conceited, spirituality, wind-chimes, wind chimes, self-righteous, self-righteousness, self-satisfied, annoying, irritating, new-age, pseudo-spiritual, personality, psychology, sanctimonious, sanstimoneous, court, judgemental, courts, trial, trials
"I'll cross any ocean to fight for our country! I'll travel to the gates of hell to defend our rights!"
"Isn't it great how everyone's saying how air travel leaves a big carbon footprint? Now I can stop being depressed and instead feel self righteous about never being able to afford an exotic vacation!"
Tags:vacation, vacations, holidays, holiday, climate crisis, carbon emissions, environmentalist, environmentalists, carbon footprint, global warming, climate change, air travel, jet travel, airliners, virtue signalling, low income, working poor, overseas travel, exotic vacations, depression, climate change, silver linings, self righteous, self-righteous, self righteousness