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Bad Valentines Cards
Tags:valentine, valentines, valentines day, valentine's day, couple, couples, love, loving, lovey dovey, relationship, dating, date, dates, medical insurance, insurance, medical, genetic, genetics, tasteless, tasteless cards, greeting card, greetings cards, greetings card, greeting cards, valentines card, valentines cards, selfish, selfishness, self serving, self-serving, self-centred, self-centered, self centred, self centered, self obsessed, self-obsessed
'I wish my wife wouldn't phone to call me egotistical when I'm taking a selfie.'
"Once you get past the divine right of kings, I'm not much into theology."
Tags:king, kings, royal, royals, royalty, divine right, theology, theologist, theologists, theologian, theologians, self centred, self-centred, ruling bu divine right, power, powerful, status, divine right of kings, the divine right of kings, god's mandate, gods mandate, religious doctrine, royal legitimacy, political legitimacy
"The baby's nice, but it's not the narcissistic rush I thought it would be."
Tags:parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, baby, babies, new baby, bew babies, new born, new borns, newborn, newborns, mother, mothers, motherhood, narcissism, narcissist, narcissists, self centred, self centered, self-centred, self centered, new parent, new parents, selfish, selfishness, disappointment, disappointments, disappointing, postpartum depression, postnatal depression
'...The world does revolve around our child!'
Special Person Statue
Tags:statue, statues, monument, monuments, men, special prosecutor, special envoy, special ambassador, special kind of guy, self obsessed, self absorbed, law, lawyer, lawyers, solicitor, solicitors, pretentious, self centered, self centred, ego, big ego, egocentric, egotistic, vain, vanity, narcissistic, narcissism, self important, important, special
Tags:insanity, temporary insanity, piano, grand piano, pianos, grand pianos, pianist, pianists, singer, singers, opera singer, opera singers, insane, upstage, upstaging, perform, performance, performers, starring daggers, angry, anger, angered, annoyed, annoyance, musician, musicians, overshadow, overshadowing, self centered, self centred, self-centred, self-centered, mistake, stupid, stupidity, stealing the thunder, accompanist, accompanists, knowing your place, know your place
"Why speculate? Get your info straight from the source!"
Tags:facial hair, beard, beards, moustache, moustaches, mustache, mustaches, hipster moustache, hipster mustache, statement moustache, statement mustache, speculate, speculations, pamphlet, pamphlets, religous pamphlet, religious pamphlets, straight from the source, self-involved, self centered, self centred, hipster, hipsters, millennial, millennials
Greeting Cards for the Narcissist
"I'm running late—some people were waiting for my table so I had to take my sweet time."
Tags:eating out, dining out, restaurant, selfish, selfishness, self centered, self-centered, self centred, self-centred, delay, delays, delaying, delayed, late, late for work, running late, waiting for a table, busy restaurant, crowded restaurant, rude, rudeness, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, rude, rudeness
"I'm still waiting for the day I can marry myself."
'There is no 'i' in team. As leader of this team, I want that changed.'
"I'm sorry I couldn't be there but I was able to TiVo your perp walk."
Tags:perp walk, perp walks, white collar crime, white collar crimes, white collar criminal, white collar criminals, corruption, corrupt, selfish, selfishness, lazy, laziness, insensitive, insensitivity, cable, cable tv, cable television, walking the perp, frog march, frog marching, the media, unsupportive, self centred, self centered, corporate giant, corporate giants, disloyal
'I hope my grandma doesn't find out the world doesn't revolve around me.'
'Big deal, so you have the power to fly. Get over yourself.'
Selfie stick for a nose
"Take me, for example. I didn't always have charisma."
"I do want to talk about you feelings but first let's talk about cheese."
Tags:mice, mouse, date, dates, cheese, cheeses, bad relationship, bad relationships, marital fight, marital fights, domestic, domestics, domestic argument, domestic arguments, spousal dispute, spousal disputes, feelings, insensitive, insensitivity, self centered, self-centered, self centred, self-centred, boyfriend and girlfirend, bad date, bad dates
"I can't keep seeing you, Tina. I'm still in love with my unhappiness."
"If you can't feel sorry for yourself you'll never be able to feel sorry for somebody else."
Tags:couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, date, dates, self centred, self-centred, self centered, self-centered, insensitive, insensitivity, unsympathetic, sympathy, empathy, bad relationship, bad relationships, feeling sorry for yourself, self important, self importance, self-important, self-importance
"Don't get me wrong, Ted. I like you, but you're not a special person. I'm a special person."
Tags:ego, egos, egotist, egotists, egotistical, self-esteem, self esteem, self confidence, self confident, self-confident, self-confidence, big headed, big-headed, self centred, self-centred, self centered, self-centered, special, narcissism, narcissistic, narcissist, narcissists, big head, big heads, empathy, specialness, drinking companion, drinking companions, drinking buddy, drinking buddies
"Could you turn the music down? I can't hear myself talk over everyone else."
Tags:drinking companion, drinking companions, music volume, bar music, ego, egos, egotist, egotists, egotism, narcissist, narcissists, narcissism, big head, big heads, big headed, big headedness, big-headed, big-headedness, self-centred, self centred, self-centered, self centered, drinking companion, drinking companions
"I'm nothing and yet, I'm all I can think about."
Tags:bar, bars, pub, pubs, drink, drinker, drinking, drinks, drunk, drunkard, drunken, drunk and disorderly, bar fly, bar-fly, bar flies, bar-flies, bartender, barman, barmen, self centred, self-centred, self centered, self-centered, midlife, mid-life, mid life, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, mid life crisis, ego, egoism, egotistical
"Enough about me, but nothing about you just yet."
Tags:date, dating, dates, self centred, selfish, obnoxious, dating horror stories, dating horrors, ego, egoism, egotistical, love, romance, romantic, stories, conversation, conversations, over coffee, coffee, cafe, disinterest, relationships, relationship advice, stereotypes, sexism in action, male chauvinism, chauvinist, male, men, man, it's a man's world, sexist, every day sexism, microaggression, microaggressions, women, women's world, dating woes, modern, modern life, modern dating, modern love