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Self Defence Cartoons and Comics

Self Defence cartoon 1 of 140


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"You should see the other guy! He's very big and just beat me in a bar fight."

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Two walkers look on, bewildered, as badgers arm themselves against the cull.

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Extremely Lactose Intolerant

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"You claim you acted in self-defense."

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"I always thought Laura's interest in kick-boxing was purely recreational."

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"Anything but a head shot only angers an attorney."

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'Sorry, Caldwell. My new cell phone has a 'stun gun' app.'

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"I absolutely love the Christmas present you gave me. Thank you for the taser, dear!"

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"Now, suppose some guy comes at you balanced between two blocks."

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'It's just self defence.'

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"Bloody carol singers..."

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"I killed him in self-defense. I'm not good at accepting criticism."

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"It occurred to me that there's no rule against having mutant telekinetic powers and pepper spray."

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"You left your demons here last week."

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"Sometimes he curls up into a ball and we roll him around."

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"Is that odorless? No wonder you don't stink that badly."

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"Yes, he cut paper, but rock hit him first - that make my client a victim."

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"How long will it be before I feel that I own the night?"

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Old lady's walker equipped with boxing gloves to fight off mugger.

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"It's my new security blanket."

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"Then he said, 'Oh yeah, tough guy, well, what are you going to do about it?'"

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"Claiming self-defence was good. Too bad you added, 'She had it coming."

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Attacked GP recommends that every PCT should have a violent patient scheme.

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"I knew we shouldn't have let health and safety run the self-defence course!"

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