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'Simplify your life' workshop 10am
National Shopaholics Anonymous.
'My name is Helda, and I have a tendency to fly off the handle.'
'No wonder I've had an identity crisis...I've never seen my own reflection...I just naturally assumed I was the invisible man.'
My name is Bob and my laptop crashed! Tech Support Groups.
'Your name is Bennett? Sorry. This is Gene therapy.'
12 Step Program/13 Step Program.
Mafia Short-Term Memory Clinic. 'Fuhgettaboutit.'
Meeting tonight/Help for Skeptics...or is there?
Stress management Clinic: 'Sorry, closed due to burnout.'
'Hello, my name is Al and it's been 6 weeks since I last left my turn signal on for more than fifteen minutes.'
'I am going to Internets Anonymous... we meet in a Yahoo chatroom!'
Workaholics Anonymous meeting: 'No one showed up. Everyone is working.'
Trouble brewing as Larry Line-Dancing Lessons begin to annoy the Psychopaths Anonymous weekly meeting.
'We're early for the meeting...bet you five bucks the door is still locked.'
'Next week's guest speaker is a stand-up comedian. There'll be a two drink minimum.'
"I'm going to Internet Anonymous meetings.They have a great website!"
'Go away, get a life then come back'
'Woke up in a strange town. No money. No friends. Had to hitchhike to get home. Luckily, I still had part of one thumb left.'
Amnesiac Association Door.
'I'm here because I drink like a fish.'
'I'm pleased to announce that Gary has successfully completed the first step of the program!' 'I think that calls for a little drink!'