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"What I feel I do is create elegant solutions for problems that don't exist."
"C'mon! C'mon! Almost there..."
Girl to mother: 'Don't call me a teenager. From now on, I want to be referred to as a pre-adult.'
"Yeah, they do, but then again, pretty much everything makes me feel small and insignificant anymore."
'You have to give up this devil-may-care fattitude.'
"I have a piece of broccoli stuck in my teeth? How embarrassing!"
'Good lord, man: have you lost all self-respect?'
'Come on you guys - we're going out.'
'We can increase your self-esteem, but self-respect is more difficult.'
"Just the single again, Narcissus?"
'This way, I can beg and still have the self-respect that only an honest day's work can bring.'
"I'll have a large order of personal fulfillment and a glass of self respect with peace of mind on the side."
'Remember when self respect and respect for elders were too different things?'
'If I didn't despise myself so much I'd lose my self-respect.'
'How dumb can you get?'
It started with elasticated trousers and daytime TV...
'Oh, good - you brought The Broom of Honesty, Dignity and Self Respect.'
Man with chicks all over body is 'Chick Magnet'.
"Remember when self respect and respect for elders were two different things?"