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R.I.P. Ted Jones, Dairy Farmer, Best before date Oct. 7, 1987
'Got to rush... It's my sell-by date!'
"The 40-Year-Old Virgin Olive Oil"
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Spam - best before end of world.
"It cost a bundle, but I can't tell you how much better I feel about myself."
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'No no - Get one nearer the back.'
"Have you seen the use-by date on this porridge?"
'Check the expiration date on those beans, They always put the oldest cans on the top,'
"Sorry, I don't date older men."
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'... and what is the sell-by date on the packet, madam?'
'From memory, you were best before 1978.'
Best Before We Added All The Chemicals.
'Got anything past its expiration date?'
'Which went bad first, the chicken salad or the egg salad?'
'This anti-ageing cream is well past it's sell-by date!'
'Everything is spoiled. Don't tell me it's not cyberhacking.'
"The vegetables have gone bad!"
Cheap Eats: Going Out Of Business Special - Half Off Meat From The Bottom Of The Freezer.
Cull people who think, because it's organic, they can sell produce that's past its best.
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Smell by date.
'How long have you had these cornflakes, Edna?'
'I've just seen my file. Did you know we've all got sell-by-dates?'
'OK, who's rotting?'
'I've calculated how many minutes you've been alive and the approximate ETA of your demise.'