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"Sorry I'm late. I got caught up at home being happy."
"Oh dear did we neglect to read the contract thoroughly?"
"I've decided to leave the company. Could I have my soul back?"
"As long as you don't sign anything in blood you should be O.K."
"Sanders, I just sold your soul. You weren't using it, were you?"
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"And providing the graphics for my presentation is Jeff Keane, of 'Family Circus' fame."
'It's simple. Sign the agreement, visit the iHell store and download the immortality app.'
"The TV money is good, but, as a writer, I feel more creatively fulfilled by the movie money."
'Funny, really. They always click on 'install' without reading the license agreement.'
"Spent the first five years in Hell. I didn't sell my soul, I leased it."
"My life has come full circle, Al. First I was a sellout; now I've been offered a buyout."
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"I called this meeting to announce a new partnership that I believe will turn this company around."
'Don't tell anyone, but I got the promotion by selling my soul on e-bay.'
"Sounds good, but what do I have to put up as collateral?"
"You knew this was a soul-sucking job when you took it."
'He won't give his name, sir ? just keeps insisting that you have to make a pact with either him or Bill Gates.'
"You have a fine reputation, Simmons. How much do you want for it?"
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The Ultimate Contract
"It was just fifteen minutes of fame, but they were real doozies."
"Strange times require radical new approaches...We have to be prepared to try new things, work with the new and different people."
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"If you're really interested, talk to someone at corporate. They own my soul."
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"This next one goes to a special someone who stole my soul... literally!"
"How would you like to become Pope?"
"A reliable source says in the last 12 months you sold your soul to the devil. But you never reported any income."