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The Greeting Card and the Business Letter
Tags:post, posting, mail, mailing, mailman, mailmen, postman, postmen, mail carrier, mail carriers, postal worker, postal workers, send, sending, greeting card, greeting cards, card, cards, business, letter, letters, immature, childish, happy, unhappy, grumpy, grouchy, good mood, bad mood, juxtaposition, comparison, comparisons, contrast, contrasting, age, ages, grow up, grown-up, child, children, kid, kids, adults
"I didn't send you a valentine."
Tags:relationship, relationships, love, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, partner, partners, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, date, dates, dating, valentine, valentines, valentine's day, secret admirer, secret admirers, card, cards, greeting card, greeting cards, send, sending, infidelity
"We're planning on sending him away to be reared by experts."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, baby, babies, infant, infants, newborn, newborns, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, new parent, new parents, new baby, new babies, plan, plans, planning, send, sending, raising kids, raising children, professional, professionals, pro, pros, expert, experts, reared, rearing, nanny, nannies, au pair, au pairs, childhood, development, education, modern life
"I'm getting more death threats than I'm sending."
Man standing in front of a display of greeting cards labeled "Christmassy Cards".
Tags:card, cards, greeting cards, greeting cards, christmas cards, christmas cards, christmas, xmas, yule, noel, correspondence, obligation, obligations, sending, send, holiday, holidays, holiday greetings, seasons greetings, christmas greetings, mail, mailing, post, posting, consumerism, war on christmas, modern life
"Once you get some breakfast in him and send him off to work, he does make a fair-to-middling breadwinner."
"O.K., you've just sentenced him to twenty-five years to life – now push 'send.'"
Tags:court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, sentence, sentencing, sentenced, life sentence, life sentences, judge, judges, old man, old men, old, aging, older, technology, new technology, luddite, luddites, technophobe, technophobes, justice system, justice reform, justice reforms, tech, technology, new technology, email, emails, send, electronic sentencing, tech support
'You just type in 5 - 10 years and press 'send'.'
This end up - You idiot.
Crash-text Dummies: Two Crash-test Dummies texting about to crash into the Crash Test barrier.
Another delivery by UPMS.
Time for the traditional bubble-wrap dance.
"Which of these summer camps would you like to be shipped off to?"
Tags:summer camp, summer camps, sleepaway camp, sleepaway camps, camp, camps, camper, campers, camping, summer, summer holidays, summer break, summer vacation, child, children, kid, kids, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, ship off, sent away, send away, sent, send, ship, shipped, break from the kids, break from the children, family, families, summertime, fun, childhood
"Let's not send each other cards this year."
Tags:christmas, christmases, xmas, card, cards, christmas card, christams cards, xmas card, xmas cards, holiday, holidays, seasons greetings, merry, marriage, married, marry, spouse, husband, wife, husbands, wives, send, sending, jaded, tired, comfortable, tradition, traditions, celebrations, efficient, pointless, nice, gesture, gestures, symbolic, symbolism, relationship, relationships
'I sent the wrong email by mistake - I'm trying to get it back!'
Undersecretary of State for thinking up new places to send U.S. troops.
Cards: Get Well Get hit by a Bus
'Oh, great! ? When I bought the computer, the salesman downloaded himself into it!'
'When I said send in the clowns, I meant the sales reps.'
'Couldn't you just send out an Email?' (a messenger pigeon complaining)
Postman delivering post
I've decided to send everyone money for christmas...
"All those in favour of sending this company to hell in a handbasket say aye!"
'Does 'Amen' mean 'Send'?'