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'My social life has really picked up lately, with all these health clinic visits.'
'It's not forgetting things completely that bothers me - it's remembering that I've forgotten to remember something that drives me mad!'
'Not speaking to each other in a whole new medium!'
"Arthritis Pain Formula Anacin, Poli-grip, and a home-pregnancy test."
Tags:home pregnancy, home pregnancies, pharmacist, pharmacists, pharmacy, pharmacies, drugstore, drugstores, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, fertility, fertility treatment, fertility treatments, menstruation, menstrual cycle, menstrual cycles, period, periods, drug store, drug stores, request, requests, unusual request, unusual requests, geriatric pregnancy, geriatric pregnancies, ob-gyn, ob-gyns, obstetrician, obstetricians, gynecologists, gynecology
'I prefer 'Baby Boomer' over 'Senior Citizen'.'
"I wouldn't have thought baby boomers could still do cannonballs."
Tags:baby boomer, baby boomers, cannonball, cannonballs, daredevil, daredevils, stunt, stunts, stuntman, stuntmen, die, dies, dying, cause of death, causes of death, bathtub, bathtubs, tub, tubs, accident, accidents, accidental, accidental death, accidental deaths, age, ages, aging, ageing, ageing gracefully, aging gracefully, grow old, grows old, growing old, elder, elders, senior citizen, senior citizens, irresponsible, irresponsibility, fall, falls, slip and fall, slipping and falling
"I think I've acquired some wisdom over the years, but there doesn't seem to be much demand for it."
"Excuse me, but on weekdays at 4 A.M., my wife and I are not so much into the pop music."
Tags:neighbour, neighbours, neighbor, neigbors, apartment, apartments, flat, flats, noise, noisy, noise complaint, complaint, complaints, complain, complaining, middle of the night, 4 am, four am, loud music, music, weekdays, pop music, annoying, old age, elderly, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, guitar, musical instrument, musical instruments, playing music
"I'm 65, Mom - I'll play my Blondie records as loud as I want!"
Tags:rock, rock music, classic rock, old age, dad rock, manchildren, man children, adult child, living with parents, basement, basements, parents' basement, mom, moms, mother, mothers, mum, mums, defiant, defiance, son, sons, adult son, adult sons, tantrum, tantrums, temper, temper tantrum, temper tantrums, throw a fit, throws a fit, throwing a fit, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, immature, immaturity, live at home, lives at home, living at home
Tags:old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, old age, retirement, retiree, retirees, free time, leisure time, hobby, hobbies, arts and crafts, knit, knitting, knitter, knitters, too much, too far, huge, large, oversized, blanket, blankets, enough, addict, addicts, addiction, obsessed, obsession, obsessions, overboard, no space
Bumper Stickers for Seniors.
"Sorry, Dad, but it's time to consider a retirement kingdom."
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"Beuford was too old for a sexual frenzy."
Tags:frenzy, frenzied, die, dies, dying, funeral, funerals, wake, wakes, die too young, dying too young, dead too young, fantasy, lament, laments, lamenting, mourn, mourns, mourning, mourner, mourners, too old, die too old, dying too old, elderly, elder, elders, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens
"I want an aisle seat in no smoking, lots of fresh air, proper maintenance, no cracks in the fuselage - and none of your frigging bug spray!"
Tags:airport, airports, air travel, air travels, difficult customer, difficult customers, tricky customer, tricky customers, fussy customer, fussy customers, flight, flights, customer satisfaction, customer experience, customer experience, aisle seat, aisle seats, non-smoking, bug spray, big sprays, grump, grumpy, old lady, old ladies, senior citizen, senior citizens, oap, oaps, pensioner, pensioners, old age, old-age
"There has been a sharp increase in his cantankerousness."
Tags:cantankerous, doctor, doctors, old age, grow old, growing old, crotchety, old man, old men, grump, grumps, grumpy, grumpiness, surly, temper, tantrum, tantrums, pain in the butt, diagnosis, diagnose, diagnosing, appointment, appointments, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, oap, old age pensioner, pensioner, pensioners
"So, how long have you been old?"
Tags:ageing, aging, ageing process, aging process, old, oldness, old age, old-age, old-aged, ageism, ageist, generation gap, generation gaps, self-conscious, elderly, senior citizen, senior citizens, oap, oaps, pensioner, pensioners, senior, seniors, small talk, small-talk, rude, rudeness, bad manners, rude manners, cocktail party, cocktail parties, socially awkward, social awkwardness
"He used to own a muscle car."
A women flinging grapes into a teacup using a spoon as a catapult.
Tags:food, playing with food, grape, grapes, bored, boredom, spoon, spoons, catapult, catapults, sport, sports, hobby, hobbies, leisure, creative, game, games, fun, self-entertainment, bad shot, bad aim, target practice, old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age
'I'm not a practicing Catholic anymore, but thanks to bingo I still get to church once a week.'
"You seem depressed."
Shot glasses of the elderly.
Tags:shot glass, shot glasses, medication, medications, medicate, medicating, medication tray, medication trays, pill box, pill boxes, reminder, reminders, day of the week, days of the week, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, retire, retires, retiring, retirement age, shot, shots, drink, drinks, drinking, drinker, drinkers, heavy drinker, heavy drinkers
For the grey nomad, life on the road had its challenges.
"Oh, not much. Just sitting here sifting through an old scrapbook of past injustices and imagined slights."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, bitter, bitterness, scrapbook, scrapbooks, album, albums, injustice, injustices, slight, slights, imagined, imaginary, insult, insults, grievances, grievance, hostile, anti-social, irritable, crabby, grumpy, moody, middle-age, middle age, middle aged, middle-aged, old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, over the hill, over-the-hill
"The senior moments don't freak me out as much as the 'Death in Venice' moments."
'Well how about rocking 'partly' around the clock then?'