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It's just a game vs. get real.
"But that's the beauty of the game. At this very moment, your absurd vicarious defeat is being perfectly counterbalanced by some opposing fan's absurd vicarious triumph."
"Look, I'm rich and you're poor, but in the context of eye-popping trillion-dollar deficits the difference is just a rounding error."
"What's amazing to me is that this late in the game we still have to settle our differences with rocks."
"I'm going to tell my grandchildren about that?"
"But I suppose most of you are too young to remember a Democrat in the White House."
"That's the problem with you - no sense of perspective."
"Help me at the spelling bee tomorrow...to be confident...to do my best. If I win, that's great...but if I don't, help me remember that in the grand scheme of things...it's only a spelling bee."