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Accountants just want to have fun...
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"You know, doctor, right now I'd really prefer if your sense of humor were a tad less self-deprecating."
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Introducing...The Smart-Ass Phone
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"For a hopeless vegetable it's amazing the way he's been able to maintain his sense of humor."
"He's all business during the week, but on weekends he displays a playful humor."
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"I was indulging in levity, and Mr. Merkel made me leave the room."
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"Look! He just told those ladies not to squeeze the toilet paper and yet he's doing the same thing!"
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"I see you made the check out to 'Infernal Revenue Service'. Do you know the penalty for a frivolous return?"
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The Celebrated Wits of the Radisson Round Table.
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"If I have to explain the joke, it's not funny."
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"The gods are antic tonight."
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"You never laugh at my jokes."
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"I've been thinking...why do you like me?"
"Seriously, Spanish radio stations have a weird sense of humor. They may joke about 'invasions' and 'taking over'...but it's how people thousands of miles from home deal with their sense of place."
"The mall? You serious, homie? That's so nineties! Know what I'm tokking 'bout?"
"Tia Carmen, there are Spanish knock-knock jokes! But you're supposed to say 'toc-toc.'"
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"Dad, offensive stereotypes make the best cartoons!"
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"Whenever I try telling a joke...everyone laughs at me."
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"Baldo, you make me laugh!"