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"So she left you. Maybe it wasn't your fault. Sometimes circumstances are beyond your lack of self-control."
It Was One Of The Toughest Divorce Settlements He'd Ever Seen..
'Well, sometimes Lauren likes to travel rolled up in a carpet in the boot. She's funny that way.'
"Sorry Frank, but I can no longer go on with this charade. Not only am I not your best friend, I'm not even sure if I like you at all."
Dyslexics Support Group - "My Wife Doesn't rnstand me."
"The liposuction will help Mrs Miggins, but it won't make her disappear completely."
'Meat or anti-meat section?'
"You can tell the private detective you hired to follow me that he can go home if he wants."
'I just don't understand... We hate the same movies, books, art, music, friends and relatives, and we agree that the world's a hopeless mess. With all that in common, why is our marriage falling apart?'
Husband and wife fight over posessions ? No pre-nuptual.
"You've come to the right lawyer. I not only do divorces, I also specialise in bankruptcy proceedings."
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'I'm sorry, but according to this there's nothing I can do. It appears your species mates for life.'
'It's not you Frank, it's this darn global warming!'
'I'm thinking about shutting down domestic operations and shifting my base offshore.'
Divorce cases settled Fairly Here
Reginald, are you stralking me?
'Surprised she's getting married again. In lieu of wedding gifts, she's asking for donations to help retain a divorce lawyer.'
'I don't think we should see each other so much - I need more My-Space...'
Female sock walks away from male sock, saying: 'Look, it's just a trial separation, OK?'
"Staying together because of the furniture."
'I know it's probably a bad time to mention it, but I've been meaning to break-up with you for some time now.'
'This is my wife, Viola, who I've been happily married to for twenty five years.'
Dear John letter John Deer letter
'Don't let the door hit you in your luggage on your way out.'
'Actually, his bark was worse than his bite.'