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'No. . . this isn't the fiscal cliff.'
'Hello. My Name is Cliff. Fiscal Cliff.'
'The pain of the sequester has been exaggerated!...I don't feel a thing!...Especially below the waist!'
'Which issue do you think should be most pressing for Washington? A. Debt B. Sequester C. Filibuster.'
'Just a little off the top.'
The public and government have a totally reversed reaction to this upcoming crisis...
'He miscalculated when he wrote legislation that said he'd either have to behave like an adult or appear in public like this.'
'Honestly, he doesn't look anything like me! What do you think mini-me..er, um...I mean stranger, that I don't know from Adam?'
Fully Automatic Weapon.
'I have reached my fiscal cliff.'
'...and then we looked over the fiscal cliff.'
Government Employee Credit Union: Buy Now Sequester Later.
Under The Dome. . .
Automatic cuts in the federal budget known as The Sequester mean that the government won't be able to provide the usual level of services...
'As long as it's only the poor and elderly, and doesn't touch defense. . . we're good.'
'The president won't be speaking with the press today...his on bed rest...with a severe case of 'Sequester Amnesia.''