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"You know what the Serengeti lacks?—Decent deserts."
Midlife crises of the Serengeti
"It's tested by animals on the plains of the Serengeti."
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Lion in Wait
Don't make eye contact... Don't make eye contact...
In the shadows of the Serengeti's back yard, a big cat waited.
'I'm promoting you to project coordinator because you seem to have an overall view of things.'
Feedback card for lions eating their prey.
Motivational Speakers of the Serengeti
'We aren't on the open plains of the Serengeti now, mate.'
'Seriously, Earl. It's just embarrassing!'
'Man, I can't believe we didn't think of this before.'
'Guys, Is this the best day or what? Check the stomach out, this guy just ate BBQ sauce before dying.'
'Hmm ... wonder how much ivory fetches these days.'
'For the last time, we're leaving it here, because a lone zebra will not sleep until it knows that one of its own is on the lookout.'
'I'd love to help you guys, but I've got it pretty good here. I protect them and they throw me their sick and occasionally the odd jerk they want rid of.'
'What the … that's me? Man, if I knew I had such a goofy run, I would have let the lion take me, right there!'
'I say, we just avoid this general area.'
'Oh you will, will you? Yeah, you and who's army?'
'… well we wanted to know if we could take those eyeballs. You don't eat them anyway and we didn't want to wait to scavenge as they taste so much better fresh.'
'Down in one! Down in one! Down in one!'
'Heads or tails?'
'So, Norm! Have you ever considered getting into Human Resources?'
'Ten down, sixty-three across looks easy.'