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"Let me try mine. It's made in China."
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The most embarrassing day in the history of the Swiss army.
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"I hate to sound like a sergeant, Ralph, but it's ten minutes to six."
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"As you were."
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"And a hef pond good sirloin for my boy, Sergeant Koppleman."
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"Be careful sir...it's a mimefield..."
"You have the right to one hands-free phone call."
"How come you always take Amnesty International's side?"
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Soldier watering camouflage plants on troops' helmets.
It ain't half Hoffman.
"Attention!...Where's Private Zinger?"
'By the way, what are we in line for?'
"Listen up! When I yell 'hop' you say 'how high?!'"
"Confound it! "Shoot first and ask questions later" doesn't apply to the interrogation room!"
'At ease, soldier.'
Guilty dart board,
American soldier from 19th century firing gun while under attack by arrows.
'Looks like the victim was brutally sliced in to multiple pieces.'
"I heard the military is downsizing, but this is #&@! ridiculous."
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"Dismissed corporal. I outrank you."
"Sorry boys but you're not cut out for this man's Army!"
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"Sarge, this soup tastes watery."
Captain Obvious early in his career.