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"No, I don't mind if you peek,' said the mystery writer to the next victim.
"Why, there's nothing wrong with the old gentleman—his heart is as sound as a dollar!"
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"It's very awkward when it sticks like that!"
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"It's a good thing Effie likes these little funerals, she's had such awful luck with her pets."
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"You can't keep living in the past. Maybe it's time you started killing other people."
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Thank you for not killing me.
"Seventeen years on the force wants me to call this a cereal killing. But, that would just sound stupid."
"Hey neighbour - you do know the bin-bags go out on Thursday...??"
"Well―what's for barbecue...?"
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Their guests having left, the Millers returned underground.
Nobody messed with the milkman.
"It's ten o'clock. Do you know where your children are?"
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"I shot three guys, but Hollywood never called."
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"We can't go back to my place the cops are digging up the basement."
Trophies of debt collector's heads.
'It's a vicious circle, Sarge.'
'And, just like last year, a sudden rash of mysterious disappearances continues to baffle police.'
Jack the Tripper
Hannibal Lecter Christmas Stocking
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'I thought it was just serial killers who were in jail for life.'
"Gee, Amelia, I'm really very sorry you won't be able to make it here tonight."
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Recycling waste bag reads: HUMAN BODY PARTS
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'Thomas, I said perform a 'MERGER'!'
That scourge of Victorian London, 'Jack the Zipper' strikes again.