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"No, a question period will not follow!"
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"O.K., so the meek shall inherit the earth, and the rich will have a hard time getting into Heaven. But what about the middle class?"
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"Let us be a city under a hill, for all the world not to see."
"Go and spread the Gospel. Hide it in colorful, little eggs for the world to find and be delighted by."
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"Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit about fifteen per cent of the earth, a hundred-per-cent increase over what they have today."
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"His sermon last Sunday, 'The Meek Shall Inherit the Earth,' had them rolling in the aisles."
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'He only got this job because of who his dad is.'
Christian Books: We have The Loaves and the Fishes. . . Joe's Deli: We have the Jam & the Tartar Sauce.
'Has the band been on yet?'
'The meek shall inherit the debt. The rich shall inherit the loopholes.'
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Press Conference on the Mount: 'That papyrus fragment was taken out of context. I was referring to my wiffle ball...'
"The congregation says I'm the salt of the earth. Could that be affecting my blood pressure?"
"What if the meek don't want it?"
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"I think your Sermon on the Mount would make a great blog."
"No! It's lo! (as in behold) - not lol Laughing Out Loud!"
"Wow, Jesus. That lesson rocked, someone should write this stuff down."
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"Take it from the rich to give to the poor?! Peace on Earth? That's blasphemy, you communist dirtbag! You should get crucified!!"
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"Rumour has it, he only got this gig because of who his dad is."
'I think Jesus had a horse. Have you ever heard of his sermon on the mount?'
'Here's the story of the sermon on the mount.'
'Here we go again...'
'Does it say anything about secular humanism'
'I can think of ten more for my son-in-law!'
'What's the penalty for backsliding?'
"We are on fax y'know"