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'If you're on a budget, we can curl him up.'
"Everything I eat goes straight to my ass."
"Or,if you prefer, I also have lox and bagels."
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Tags:medusa, hairbrush, hairbrushes, greek myth, greek myths, greek mythology, classical myth, classical myths, classical mythology, gorgon, gorgons, snake, snakes, serpent, serpents, classicist, classicists, classics, ancient greeks, ancient greece, ancient greek, hair brush, hair brushes, hair style, hair styles, hairstyle, hairstyles
'He says its a subprime fruit we can have at an adjustable rate, what's the worst that could happen?'
One out of 10,000 snakes are born with a 'spork' tongue.
'There's that hissing again.'
Tags:monster, monsters, mythical creature, mythical creatures, sea monster, sea monsters, snake, snakes, hissing, serpent, serpents, reptile, reptiles, kid, kids, phobia, phobias, paddling pool, paddling pools, swimming pool, swimming pools, childish fear, childish fears, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
Once again overbudget and past dealine, the predatory boa constractor adroitly squeezes the life from its victim's wallet.
Tags:boa constrictor, boa constrictors, snake, snakes, serpent, serpents, contractor, contractors, contracting, worker, workers, builder, builders, building zone, building zones, plumber, plumbers, extension, extensions, housing project, housing projects, construction sites, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
Crime Scene in the Garden of Eden
Tags:garden of eden, crime scene, crime scenes, paradise, crime-scene, crime-scenes, genesis, bible story, bible stories, torah story, torah stories, torah, torahs, old testament, bible, bibles, tree of knowledge, apple, the fall, adam, eve, book of genesis, serpent, serpents, creation myth, creation myths, creation story, creation stories, eden
Don't Tread On Me
'I'm playing St. Patrick in the school play. I need a miter and ten thousand snakes by Friday.'
'Oh Harry, look at that cute couple! How come we don't do anything romantic like that anymore?'
"Nooo. Not my legs."
"I know it's wrong to have favorites, but I simply adore #87."
Tags:parent, parents, offspring, off-spring, kid, kids, parenthood, parenting, family life, family-life, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family lives, proud parent, proud parents, reptile, reptiles, snake, snakes, serpent, serpents, favouritism, favoritism, favourite, favourites, favorite, favorites
"The crème bruleé is always good."
Medusa enjoys a rare night out, incognito.
'If she bites, you've got 18 seconds to suck the poison out,'
'Honestly! You really ought to see someone about that cough of yours.'
'Stupid gag reflex.'
Arresting Adam and Eve
Tags:adam, eve, garden of eden, genesis, creation myth, creation myths, creation story, creation stories, snake, snakes, serpent, serpents, temptations, tempting, tempted, beat cop, beat cops, the fall, bible story, bible stories, torah story, torah stories, arrest, arrests, crimes, criminal, criminals, policemen, policeman, cop, cops, christian, christians, christianity, judaism, jew, jews
In the course of the evolution, Boa Constrictors found new hunting strategies.
'Good news Pete... The snake isn't poisonous!'
Easy knitting project
"But Eeeeve, it's a Honeycrisp."