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'If you're on a budget, we can curl him up.'
"Everything I eat goes straight to my ass."
"Or,if you prefer, I also have lox and bagels."
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Tags:medusa, hairbrush, hairbrushes, greek myth, greek myths, greek mythology, classical myth, classical myths, classical mythology, gorgon, gorgons, snake, snakes, serpent, serpents, classicist, classicists, classics, ancient greeks, ancient greece, ancient greek, hair brush, hair brushes, hair style, hair styles, hairstyle, hairstyles
One out of 10,000 snakes are born with a 'spork' tongue.
'There's that hissing again.'
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Once again overbudget and past dealine, the predatory boa constractor adroitly squeezes the life from its victim's wallet.
Tags:boa constrictor, boa constrictors, snake, snakes, serpent, serpents, contractor, contractors, contracting, worker, workers, builder, builders, building zone, building zones, plumber, plumbers, extension, extensions, housing project, housing projects, construction sites, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
Crime Scene in the Garden of Eden
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'Oh Harry, look at that cute couple! How come we don't do anything romantic like that anymore?'
'I'm playing St. Patrick in the school play. I need a miter and ten thousand snakes by Friday.'
"Nooo. Not my legs."
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Medusa enjoys a rare night out, incognito.
'If she bites, you've got 18 seconds to suck the poison out,'
'Honestly! You really ought to see someone about that cough of yours.'
'Stupid gag reflex.'
Arresting Adam and Eve
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In the course of the evolution, Boa Constrictors found new hunting strategies.
'Good news Pete... The snake isn't poisonous!'
Easy knitting project
"But Eeeeve, it's a Honeycrisp."
Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.
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"I thought that while he's in there brushing his teeth it would be a good opportunity for us to talk."
Tags:brush teeth, brushes teeth, brushing teeth, toothbrush, toothbrushes, serpent, serpents, garden of eden, cheat, cheats, cheating, cheater, cheaters, tempt, tempts, tempting, temptation, temptations, adultery, adulterer, adulterers, tree of knowledge, fruit of knowledge, adam, eve, adam & eve, bible story, bible stories, original sin, sin, sins, sinning, sinner, sinners
'Something's come up that isn't covered in the security guard's handbook.'
Now, the serpent was the craftiest of all the animals in the garden.
'C'mon, just eat a mouseful.'